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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

    @dazfuller this... this... this is a pastiche of a beautiful diagram of a Git branching model published in the late 2000s and later disowned by its authors as obsolete in an era of continuous delivery

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    #30

    @dazfuller Look!
    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      Update:

      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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      #31

      @dazfuller I'm showing this to my boss tomorrow as exhibit no one as why ai cannot document software properly or replace us technical writers.

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

        Update:

        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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        #32

        @dazfuller@mstdn.social "On a scale of zero to Tim" 😆

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        • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

          @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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          #33

          @itgrrl @dazfuller cofeve!

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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            #34

            @dazfuller It's old-fashioned but I'm against morging.

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            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

              Update:

              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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              #35

              @dazfuller
              Y'all will love this I bet

              /ducks

              https://entire.io

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                #36

                @JennyFluff
                The things Tim has seen.
                @dazfuller

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                • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                  @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                  #37

                  @itgrrl 😂

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                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                    Update:

                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                    #38

                    @dazfuller

                    They should try SourceMorge

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                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                      Update:

                      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                      #39

                      @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                      I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                      morg / mɔrg /
                      verb
                      to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                      Use in a sentence
                      *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                        @dpnash oh shit, sorry Tim! You should have words with Timn tomorrow before he starts working from the initial commit

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                        #40

                        @dazfuller @dpnash Tinm or timn (I'm still not sure myself.) Is not bound by the law of entropy, and therefore has been made responsible for making any git morges that need to occur in the past. I hope that clears things up.

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                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                          Update:

                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                          #41

                          @dazfuller
                          That reminds me, what happened to the original Learn Microsoft documentation??? Was it archived at least??

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                          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                            Update:

                            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                            #42

                            @dazfuller

                            “But surely, Eddington, your theory implies an ‘arrow of Tim’ that runs counter to your expectations?”

                            “Don’t call me Shirley.”

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                            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                              Update:

                              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                              #43

                              @dazfuller
                              Tim keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
                              Into the future

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                              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                Update:

                                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                #44

                                @benrfairless I’m not going to disagree with my latest find @MattHatton : AI is mad cow disease for computers 😏🤔😂

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                  Update:

                                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                  #45

                                  @dazfuller I think "morging" is one of those weird "sourcemaxxing" things all the cool kids are doing these days

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                    Update:

                                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                    #46

                                    @dazfuller
                                    Sure... I've morged a branch or two... But I've certainly never released one to production.

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                                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                      Update:

                                      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                      #47

                                      @dazfuller this company has a market cap of $2.98 Trillion.

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                                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                        Update:

                                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                        #48

                                        @dazfuller laughing continvoucly

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                          Update:

                                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                          #49

                                          @dazfuller But at least he’s delivering more featues.

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