when Trump dies, Stephen Miller should be entombed alive with him, so he can continue serving as his master’s demon in the afterlife

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@heidilifeldman/117299033059288288

when Trump dies, Stephen Miller should be entombed alive with him, so he can continue serving as his master’s demon in the afterlife

Ancient Egyptian retainer sacrifices - Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_retainer_sacrifices

[tlariv@hachyderm.io]

@blogdiva
Can't we just do it now?

[suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io]

@blogdiva @heidilifeldman let’s make sure Trump is upside down with some locks on his toes, and maybe a scythe right up against his neck. To make sure he can’t escape after death. https://archaeologymag.com/2026/08/grave-of-woman-anti-vampire-ritual-in-poland/

[skleefeld@retro.pizza]

@blogdiva I like this plan!

[beckett@triangletoot.party]

@blogdiva Why wait?

[newshund@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva He is Wormtongue.

[rjg@ohai.social]

@NewsHund @blogdiva They do love a Lord of the Rings reference. Bet Peter Thiel has a copyright on Gríma.

[newshund@mastodon.social]

@RJG @blogdiva Really or just that he fits the bill better?

[newshund@mastodon.social]

@RJG @blogdiva Oh, I read that as “but”—I gotcha now. And he wouldn’t hesitate, I’m sure…it already makes no sense that he uses some of these names without any sense of irony.

[ahhhhhhhhhhh@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva The thought of Stephen Miller clawing at limestone walls till his fingers are bloodied to the bone, as his screams echo around the pitch dark chamber, has really brightened my day. Thankyou.

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@ahhhhhhhhhhh @blogdiva puts the lotion on the skin...

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@blogdiva

I seriously think if we had a shiny ring and a volcano we could lure Miller right into the volcano.

[jmccyoung@mstdn.social]

@ahhhhhhhhhhh @blogdiva "Mr. Miller, you're fond of amontillado, aren't you?"

[ahhhhhhhhhhh@mastodon.social]

@glitterbean @blogdiva look just because I'm trans....

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@ahhhhhhhhhhh @blogdiva This just in: @ahhhhhhhhhhh is Trans everyone. I didn't care because I didn't know but now that I do I still don't.

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@blogdiva I just want to draw on his head with markers. That's not weird right?

[ahhhhhhhhhhh@mastodon.social]

@glitterbean @blogdiva purrrrrrrrr

[mick@cosocial.ca]

@blogdiva i was going to respond to Heidi’s post with something like “this man is going to look great in a noose when justice finally catches up with him,” and thought it was maybe too harsh, but your response makes me think that maybe it just lacked the imagination to be harsh enough.

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@ahhhhhhhhhhh @blogdiva

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@blogdiva