Chocolate no longer even chocolate news
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Chocolate no longer even chocolate news
Whitakers' Willy Wonka on skimpflation, shrinkflation and chocolate-less chocolate
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Chocolate no longer even chocolate news
Whitakers' Willy Wonka on skimpflation, shrinkflation and chocolate-less chocolate
@TheBreadmonkey there's a pretty strong possibility that we will lose mass produced chocolate and coffee in the next 20 years. No more Cadbury eggs. Sadfaces for everyone while the elite live in space, also without chocolate.
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@TheBreadmonkey there's a pretty strong possibility that we will lose mass produced chocolate and coffee in the next 20 years. No more Cadbury eggs. Sadfaces for everyone while the elite live in space, also without chocolate.
"Grandpa, what was...... joy like?"
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"Grandpa, what was...... joy like?"
@TheBreadmonkey "listen kid, even with chocolate we didn't experience joy. We were far too busy arguing about fonts and supporting genocide by streaming tunes and twiddling our thumbs in constant stress and anxiety, we barely had time to taste our food! But, I'll tell you what, there was a little gal named Moo Deng that brought me about 15 seconds of joy, I keep that memory with me, now that all large mammals have gone extinct. Anyway, get back underground before the sun radiates your skin, son."
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