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  • koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.netK This user is from outside of this forum
    koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.netK This user is from outside of this forum
    koval_blazej@fedi.lzspz.net
    wrote on sidst redigeret af
    #164

    @alice @jef @wurzelmann make it an ASCII-art, and describe the picture 😄

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    • wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.atW wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at

      @alice Great advice! I also love using my password manager to save "answers" to security questions.

      "Maiden name of mother"?

      Easy: "fdsdkljf89rtu23he4orhweörfwer0weh334h234234"

      "First dog's name"?

      Ah, little "dfshfsdfui6z43207r2phreuihdesfs7d89fsdfsd9fsfdf" was so cute!

      andrewharvey@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
      andrewharvey@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
      andrewharvey@hachyderm.io
      wrote on sidst redigeret af
      #165

      @wurzelmann @alice It's great until you have to answer those questions at a bank branch. Ask me how I know.

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      • theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.ukT theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk

        @veronica @alex @alice
        Now we have:

        trogluur@social.linux.pizzaT This user is from outside of this forum
        trogluur@social.linux.pizzaT This user is from outside of this forum
        trogluur@social.linux.pizza
        wrote on sidst redigeret af
        #166

        @theplaguedoc @veronica @alex @alice
        And also

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        • andrewharvey@hachyderm.ioA andrewharvey@hachyderm.io

          @wurzelmann @alice It's great until you have to answer those questions at a bank branch. Ask me how I know.

          wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.atW This user is from outside of this forum
          wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.atW This user is from outside of this forum
          wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at
          wrote on sidst redigeret af
          #167

          @andrewharvey @alice

          well...

          https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/116265935922541164

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          • veronica@mastodon.onlineV veronica@mastodon.online

            @alex @alice I have the extended version of that in my "pictures from the internet" folder. 😁

            nodami@hcommons.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
            nodami@hcommons.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
            nodami@hcommons.social
            wrote on sidst redigeret af
            #168

            @veronica
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
            @alex @alice

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            • diegomartinez@mstdn.socialD diegomartinez@mstdn.social

              @patrick @Gorfram @alice

              It should be noted that there will be something similar to the Year 2000 Problem somewhere in 2038: the common way to represent time, seconds since 1970-01-01 00:00, as a 32 bit number, will wrap around and make computers think they're in the past.

              Hopefully(?) we learned from Y2K and are preparing for that event already.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

              patrick@mendeddrum.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
              patrick@mendeddrum.orgP This user is from outside of this forum
              patrick@mendeddrum.org
              wrote on sidst redigeret af
              #169

              @diegomartinez @Gorfram @alice Yeah I know ;). I hope to be pensioned by then but the government is trying to prevent that ;).

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              • float13@masto.hackers.townF float13@masto.hackers.town

                @theorangetheme @alice

                Context:
                https://xkcd.com/903/

                (see the hidden alt text 🙂

                sdruskat@fediscience.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
                sdruskat@fediscience.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
                sdruskat@fediscience.org
                wrote on sidst redigeret af
                #170

                @float13 @theorangetheme @alice Thanks for sharing this! Had to try of course, interesting (to me) result: this works for English entries, German ones end up circling around languages and linguistics. What that has to do with anything is , however, a philosophical question?

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                • blurk@mastodon.sdf.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
                  blurk@mastodon.sdf.orgB This user is from outside of this forum
                  blurk@mastodon.sdf.org
                  wrote on sidst redigeret af
                  #171

                  @old_angry_queer @veronica @alex @alice Funnily, that version of “Pure Data” was my first thought.

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                  • earthworm@kolektiva.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                    earthworm@kolektiva.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                    earthworm@kolektiva.social
                    wrote on sidst redigeret af
                    #172

                    @alice
                    aaawww!

                    u r so sweet!

                    made my day!

                    @Irenetherogue

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                    • jef@mastodon.socialJ jef@mastodon.social

                      @wurzelmann @alice I do that too, but sometimes an account recovery flow requires you to answer the question over the phone. That gets awkward.

                      bob_zim@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bob_zim@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bob_zim@infosec.exchange
                      wrote on sidst redigeret af
                      #173

                      @jef @wurzelmann @alice Many password managers support generating random words. I use that for anything which might need to be read out.

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                      • miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                        miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                        miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social
                        wrote on sidst redigeret af
                        #174

                        @TallSimon @alice

                        And that was a re-release of the single "Fake Code Repository" by Tall Simon from the "Subtly Broken" album., on Elusive Sasquatch records.

                        #JohnPeelBandNames
                        #StuartMaconieBandNames

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                        • f3715h@rubber.socialF f3715h@rubber.social

                          @wurzelmann @alice noone should answer any of these questions honestly!

                          bob_zim@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          bob_zim@infosec.exchange
                          wrote on sidst redigeret af
                          #175

                          @F3715H @wurzelmann @alice Except in the situations where you are required to answer truthfully, like when dealing with banks and infostealers^W credit bureaus, which may come up unexpectedly. I nearly lost a ~$20k stock bonus because my employer at the time used information from a website I had assumed didn’t need to have real information about me.

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                          • bob_zim@infosec.exchangeB bob_zim@infosec.exchange

                            @F3715H @wurzelmann @alice Except in the situations where you are required to answer truthfully, like when dealing with banks and infostealers^W credit bureaus, which may come up unexpectedly. I nearly lost a ~$20k stock bonus because my employer at the time used information from a website I had assumed didn’t need to have real information about me.

                            f3715h@rubber.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                            f3715h@rubber.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
                            f3715h@rubber.social
                            wrote on sidst redigeret af
                            #176

                            @bob_zim @wurzelmann @alice well, they should've disclosed that detail!

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                            • miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                              miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                              miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social
                              wrote on sidst redigeret af
                              #177

                              @q @ShadSterling @Infrapink @alice

                              (my response translated into my fictional custom alley-main-grrrr-mine-shaft language)

                              Dese comedie hab resultaten en Ich-mich totes getotenlaughen.

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                              • miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social

                                @alice

                                *keeps Data in a safe place far away from Alice*

                                #FullyFunctionalAndProgrammedInMultipleTechniques #FullyFunctional

                                amro@todon.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
                                amro@todon.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
                                amro@todon.nl
                                wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                #178

                                @miguelpergamon @alice
                                Data doesn't swallow. He's fine 🤷‍♀️

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                                • miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social

                                  @q @ShadSterling @Infrapink @alice

                                  (my response translated into my fictional custom alley-main-grrrr-mine-shaft language)

                                  Dese comedie hab resultaten en Ich-mich totes getotenlaughen.

                                  q@social.quotequack.xyzQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  q@social.quotequack.xyzQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  q@social.quotequack.xyz
                                  wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                  #179

                                  @miguelpergamon @ShadSterling @Infrapink @alice
                                  your WHAT?

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                                  • wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.atW wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at

                                    @alice Great advice! I also love using my password manager to save "answers" to security questions.

                                    "Maiden name of mother"?

                                    Easy: "fdsdkljf89rtu23he4orhweörfwer0weh334h234234"

                                    "First dog's name"?

                                    Ah, little "dfshfsdfui6z43207r2phreuihdesfs7d89fsdfsd9fsfdf" was so cute!

                                    lefty@mas.toL This user is from outside of this forum
                                    lefty@mas.toL This user is from outside of this forum
                                    lefty@mas.to
                                    wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                    #180

                                    @wurzelmann @alice
                                    "We called him Diffy."

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                                    • q@social.quotequack.xyzQ q@social.quotequack.xyz

                                      @miguelpergamon @ShadSterling @Infrapink @alice
                                      your WHAT?

                                      miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                      miguelpergamon@kolektiva.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                      miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social
                                      wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                      #181

                                      @q @ShadSterling @Infrapink @alice

                                      QuangoTranslate:
                                      "This comedy caused me to die laughing."

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                                      • quigs@hachyderm.ioQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        quigs@hachyderm.ioQ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        quigs@hachyderm.io
                                        wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                        #182

                                        @alice @BeamsAndBows

                                        The Orion browser supports Firefox plugins on iOS IIRC.

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                                        • patrick@mendeddrum.orgP patrick@mendeddrum.org

                                          @diegomartinez @Gorfram @alice Yeah I know ;). I hope to be pensioned by then but the government is trying to prevent that ;).

                                          diegomartinez@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          diegomartinez@mstdn.social
                                          wrote on sidst redigeret af
                                          #183

                                          @patrick @Gorfram @alice

                                          That's if the planet is not destroyed before 🥲

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