Oof, I laughed a little too hard

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@stux and I'll be smiling while he cries into his pillow tonight

[mattmaison@mastodon.world]

@stux

I wonder if there's anything he could do to improve their lives...

[multilingualfutures@social.vivaldi.net]

@stux guess he was hungry

[isol@mastodon.au]

@stux

Checking on his improvements to the orphan-crushing machine?

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@stux oh SNAP…

[curious_n_busy@theforkiverse.com]

@stux

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@stux is he gonna feed them or eat them

[marronvulpes@pawb.fun]

@stux Not sure if even the Ghosts of Christmas could save him at this point.

[strght@mastodon.social]

@stux

He has hired a personal image consultant?

[edithmair1@social.tchncs.de]

@mattmaison @stux

I have no idea.

[amalia22@mastodon.social]

@stux Hypocrite.

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@mattmaison
Usually it is about creating happy memories for the orphans, however he is obviously not going to provide any memory at all.
@stux

[renkesiems@openbiblio.social]

@multilingualfutures @stux Sure. At least for your RAM.

[lazyb0y@mastodon.social]

@mattmaison

apparently they would feel better if he was less sad and hopeless
@stux