I need “premium disappointment” to enter the lexicon and never leave because it describes so much of capitalism’s output
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@zzt “brand new disappointment”, “improved disappointment”, and never forget “military-grade disappointment”
@c0dec0dec0de @zzt new packaging, same great disappointment!
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I need “premium disappointment” to enter the lexicon and never leave because it describes so much of capitalism’s output
when you go to taco bell? premium disappointment
when I scoff and tell you del taco is better than taco bell? premium disappointment
the stock market is about to crash because we accidentally built all of it on top of premium disappointment
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when you go to taco bell? premium disappointment
when I scoff and tell you del taco is better than taco bell? premium disappointment
the stock market is about to crash because we accidentally built all of it on top of premium disappointment
we’re burning the rainforests and consuming all the clean water so computers can very expensively make bad words and bad art? premium disappointment
we’re filling the space around our planet with satellites every non-bribed astronomer I know says will lead to disaster, for satellite internet that’s far more expensive than it should be for the speed and reliability actually delivered? that’s some premium disappointment
amazon dot com no longer specializes in getting you your shit quick and undamaged because they don’t do that anymore. they do premium disappointment
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when you go to taco bell? premium disappointment
when I scoff and tell you del taco is better than taco bell? premium disappointment
the stock market is about to crash because we accidentally built all of it on top of premium disappointment
@zzt everything is a flash splash page loader that drops you into a shitty website after 10 minutes of wank
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@zzt everything is a flash splash page loader that drops you into a shitty website after 10 minutes of wank
@fasterandworse every corporate website is premium disappointment
every mobile phone app is premium disappointment, no exceptions
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@fasterandworse every corporate website is premium disappointment
every mobile phone app is premium disappointment, no exceptions
@zzt the mouse jiggler is the last *new* device that didn't disappoint me
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we’re burning the rainforests and consuming all the clean water so computers can very expensively make bad words and bad art? premium disappointment
we’re filling the space around our planet with satellites every non-bribed astronomer I know says will lead to disaster, for satellite internet that’s far more expensive than it should be for the speed and reliability actually delivered? that’s some premium disappointment
amazon dot com no longer specializes in getting you your shit quick and undamaged because they don’t do that anymore. they do premium disappointment
you go to a restaurant
you find out the point of the restaurant is not the food, which is generic-to-awful
the restaurant and the food are both designed for you to pose for a photo with them
it is of course very expensive
premium disappointment
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@zzt the mouse jiggler is the last *new* device that didn't disappoint me
@fasterandworse I'll bet the mouse was pretty satisfied, too.
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when you go to taco bell? premium disappointment
when I scoff and tell you del taco is better than taco bell? premium disappointment
the stock market is about to crash because we accidentally built all of it on top of premium disappointment
@zzt Of course Del Taco is better than Taco Bell, they got a new thing called fr e sh a voca do
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I need “premium disappointment” to enter the lexicon and never leave because it describes so much of capitalism’s output
@zzt i have been thinking about how "disaster tourism" (man made disasters) might also apply here
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you go to a restaurant
you find out the point of the restaurant is not the food, which is generic-to-awful
the restaurant and the food are both designed for you to pose for a photo with them
it is of course very expensive
premium disappointment
@zzt For a few reasons, I barely ever eat in restaurants. I would be bummed tf out if this happened during one of the few times that I did.
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we’re burning the rainforests and consuming all the clean water so computers can very expensively make bad words and bad art? premium disappointment
we’re filling the space around our planet with satellites every non-bribed astronomer I know says will lead to disaster, for satellite internet that’s far more expensive than it should be for the speed and reliability actually delivered? that’s some premium disappointment
amazon dot com no longer specializes in getting you your shit quick and undamaged because they don’t do that anymore. they do premium disappointment
@zzt I'm a little afraid of what Astronomers consider "disaster" since they're out there looking at entire stars that blew the fuck up.
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