Know Your Geese

[bwee@meow.social]

@Hearth There are some wild geese that are white (like snow geese) but there are cuter domestic ones, many bred for feather color.

https://poultrykeeper.com/goose-breeds/

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@Bwee @Hearth most of the white geese in north america were run out of town in the 1870s by the Cobra Chicken Gang. The only outlaws to ever evade the mounties.

[hearth@plush.city]

@Bwee not as many goose breeds as there are chicken or duck it seems
-F

[hearth@plush.city]

@Bwee and nowhere near as many as there are pigeon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pigeon_breeds

there are a lot of pigeon breeds

pigeons are nice
-F

[bwee@meow.social]

@Hearth Pigeons and doves seem so sweet and gentle. Less at the bird feeder, but domesticated ones with people are adorable! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[hearth@plush.city]

@Bwee they're just Cute

they used to be a very popular pet, and i think that's why they're so ubiquitous today--all descended from pets that ran away a century or so ago
-F

[akki@toot.lgbt]

@Bwee I'm sorry but I don't think you have been charged by a white goose enough times. The canada ones mine their own business and poop everywhere here

[batelite@chitter.xyz]

@Bwee That canada goose needs to learn to value its labour better!

[bweller@mstdn.social]

@Bwee #CanadianSuperweapon

[david@social.piconet.work]

@Bwee I was chased down a tow path by a canal in Belgium by a white goose like that when I was 18. To my knowledge I have not been chased by Satan disguised as anything, yet. Probably. White goose probably thought he would assert his value.

[owashe@meow.social]

@Bwee "Nice argument, however I have already won, for I have depicted you as the Canada Goose and myself as the [Whatever kind that is] Goose"