🧩 A math puzzle.

[brendan@zenarca.de]

@dalias @zzt @internetarchive Brewster Kahle tried to start a credit union that got smacked down by the SEC when they tried investing their members' money in Bitcoin

[gbargoud@masto.nyc]

@internetarchive

I can get a mix of useful answers, wrong turns and outright refusals by asking a magic 8 ball.

[madengineering@hachyderm.io]

@michael_w_busch @internetarchive
Hmm, what was that image macro I had for exactly this kind of situation?

Oh yeah.

[duke_of_germany@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@internetarchive

@swiftyshq
@zzt

[adronia@tiggi.es]

@internetarchive Thank you for contributing to global AI fatigue problem. Please read the room next time.

[cryptica@wireframe.icosahedron.network]

@internetarchive

are you fucking stupid?

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@ozzelot @pikesley @internetarchive I was told it stands for Gujarati People Typing

[roaminchemicals@mastodon.social]

@internetarchive Next ask the candlestick how to reconstruct Colonel Mustard's skull. Jesus Christ.

[cliftonr@wandering.shop]

@amoroso @internetarchive

Same.

[iakobsdesamos@xarxa.cloud]

@internetarchive me cago en mis muelas, Internet Archive, QUÉ COJONES HACÉIS?

[shammers@mastodon.coffee]

@internetarchive jesus fucking christ I'm tired

[sarae@ecoevo.social]

@internetarchive it's a real shame that you chose to do this

instead of, say, asking any of the expert humans you have access to if they would help you work with student groups

[sarae@ecoevo.social]

@elle @clarioncat @internetarchive ask the west coast's disappearing salmon runs about "renewable hydropower"

[rrl@meemu.org]

@internetarchive

[mitch@hoagie.cloud]

@internetarchive man, Brewster, this ain't the way.

[citrusui@mastodon.social]

@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org you really expect us to believe a chat bot will provide answers or solutions to climate change? No. It is a problem caused solely by the wealthy elite who only believe in an Earth worth exploiting. The only solution is to name and shame those elite. Anything else is playing into the lie that everyday people can somehow reverse this pattern of exploitation.

[sharpcheddargoblin@reclusive.blog]

@internetarchive hi, go fuck yourselves. Climate LLM is like clean coal.

[rom13ancaphypoc@fsebugoutzone.org]

@internetarchive Climate change is a Satanic lie meant to usher in the Satanic pedophilic cannibalistic genocidal environmental technocracy.

[pavel@social.kernel.org]

@teun @internetarchive And there are some rather dark patterns on those webpages, too.

[molytov@infosec.exchange]

@internetarchive Fuck all the way off with this.