So, are we in the 'Oops' phase right now or what?

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@NickEast_IndieWriter I'm pretty sure we're already at "fuck"

Even if we go completely carbon neutral yesterday, temperatures will be hotter for the rest of the century than they are today.

[lane@dice.camp]

@NickEast_IndieWriter

The last one is brought to you by Open AI.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@NickEast_IndieWriter Nah. The trigger for that will be when we lose a major city.

[gock@woof.tech]

@NickEast_IndieWriter i thought the next phase was "nothing we could have done to stop this"?

[nickeast_indiewriter@mastodon.art]

@gock I think the 'don't look at us there's nothing we could've done' corporate policy is included as a subcategory of all the phases

[eibart@zirk.us]

@NickEast_IndieWriter it's not a change, it's the catastrophe

#climate

[mndflayr@metalhead.club]

@NickEast_IndieWriter

It's missing the "BP" part that says
"Climate change is real, and the fix is that individuals watch their carbon footprint while the industry continues raping the environment."

[corpomancer@mastodon.social]

@NickEast_IndieWriter FUCK! That's a massive quarterly earning on our oil sales.

[kcarruthers@infosec.exchange]

@NickEast_IndieWriter why would you think that?

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/61538/20260325/why-super-el-nino-2026-could-make-this-hottest-year-record.htm

[machinelordzero@mastodon.social]

@NickEast_IndieWriter *Pats shoulder.*
Haha, no. Not any more.

[dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocks]

@NickEast_IndieWriter As it is said, "The future is here but not evenly distributed"*, I guess globally, there are people in each of the four phases on the timeline right now.

* It's a mangled quote by William Gibson that has taken a life of it's own.

[zambezi@todon.nl]

@NickEast_IndieWriter sincerely recommend reading 'Desert'

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/anonymous-desert