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@jztusk @jrdepriest @paco @neurovagrant CREATE TABLE l33th4x0rs (pwned bool default true); does seem like the least intrusive way to demonstrate the acquisition of significant privileges.
@womble @jztusk @jrdepriest @paco @neurovagrant
Hey, go big or go home. Shit-spewing slop machines have no sense of humor or moderation.
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@neurovagrant wait, they removed the French language packs?!?!?
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@neurovagrant been thinking about aliasing rm -rf as “finish-him”
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@neurovagrant @petrillic *LLMorale
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@neurovagrant @petrillic forgot to say “pretty please with sugar on top don’t delete my files.”
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@neurovagrant FailHorn.ogg
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@neurovagrant I think it was
rm -rf /bin/ladenand he was just confused.
I dunno what's wrong with these people nowadays.... Maybe if we give them USB sticks with Bastille ISO images ready to install and deploy on their machines.
Even the documentation for these agents recommends you not use your daily drivers, or at least sandbox it in a chroot'ed jail, or if not that then at least limit it to it's own little directory tree as a sandbox in your file system, or.....
Ah, what the heck just install and let it go do what it does - what could go wrong? In a marketplace where no one seems to feel the need the proper training or orientation..... You get what we had last week in one of those underwater caves.....
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@neurovagrant I feel like the sole purpose in an AI bro's life is to humor me with this exact joke
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@neurovagrant if you gave #AI the ability to rm -rf your system that's a fucking skills issue.
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Script kiddies. They're all just script kiddies. Especially the ones who ought to know better.
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@neurovagrant "Claude decided" you mean the random plausible-word-sequence generator generated a sequence that you stupidly gave permission to delete all ur files, hope that helps have a nice day
@joshg @neurovagrant In the case of AI agent, it might be a good idea to treat it like a separate person with its own identity, accounts and permissions.
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@neurovagrant In 2005, we had a rookie security consultant doing a penetration test for our client. To demonstrate that the client's app was vulnerable to SQL injection, he ran
drop table users;via injection.Twenty years of progress means we can make the rookie mistakes faster and with fewer employees.
@paco @neurovagrant wouldn't that be a criminal offense at that point as well
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@neurovagrant Morality. I think in this case the right word to use is morality.
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@neurovagrant It's beautiful.
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@astraleureka At approximately the same time (same year, probably) we had a WAF vendor some in and give a presentation on their product. We had demo access to a live version of it. We were playing with the console of the WAF itself, not some app behind the WAF.
While the vendor is speaking my colleague starts testing stuff on the product console and within a couple minutes he’s pretty sure it’s vulnerable to SQL injection. He tries the classic “or 1=1” and he gets a well-formatted security error. Huh. It detected that and stopped it. He tried “or 2=2”. Bingo. It WAS vulnerable, but they were detecting and matching on the value “or 1=1” as some kind of literal.
I dont mean to derail the thread about careless people losing data to the automated , climate-destroying intern. It just triggers memories of hand made, non-automated failures in the past.
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@jrdepriest @jztusk @paco @neurovagrant no, drop tables *also* let's you demonstrate the presence or absence of effective backups. It's a two for one test!
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @jrdepriest @jztusk @paco @neurovagrant And also the non-isolation of permissions (the SQL user the application connects with should not be able to perform DDL queries, only DQL and DML).
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@neurovagrant good
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@neurovagrant Just waiting for the day, when Claude deletes my employer's company wide network shares.
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@neurovagrant apes gone
@kirakira @neurovagrant all of em
