I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.

[innowen@wellduck.me]

@EnfysBook Right?!? sooo easy

[templewulf@gamemaking.social]

@EnfysBook removing mattress tags are whatever, make this required to be on every fitted sheet!

[corycarson@social.seattle.wa.us]

@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?

TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN

[coriander@elekk.xyz]

@EnfysBook I have a set of sheets with a similar tag sewn in and I was THRILLED when I saw it for the first time

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@EnfysBook This is a great advancement indeed, but elastic is the devil’s work.

[peaoperdido@datasci.social]

@EnfysBook after years of cursing and being frustrated with this, I learned that the label should align to the bottom of the bed, at my side. It was an enlightenment

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@EnfysBook

I just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern ‍️

[catherine_mark@mastodon.social]

@phwolfe @EnfysBook
Me too badly

[ericthebeeover2@mastodon.au]

@iris @EnfysBook

I use a #sharpie with permanent ink.

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?

[justmichelle@beige.party]

@corycarson @EnfysBook
Snerk.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.

@EnfysBook

[anguadelphine@mk.absturztau.be]

@EnfysBook@kind.social

Bigger PITA with duvets.
That said, this should be standard on everything; brilliant idea.

[dusk@todon.eu]

@EnfysBook

Glorious!

Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this:

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

[kelvin0mql@mastodon.social]

@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
But all 4 tags are identical, so you still have a 50/50 shot. LOL

[onokoto@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful

[jeridansky@sfba.social]

@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.

There is no universal cure for cancer yet.

But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.