Instead of segregating toilet use by gender, can we split it into 'people who piss everywhere and don't clean up after themselves' and 'everyone else'?
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@david_chisnall @jneem At birth everyone is in the piss everywhere and don't clean up after yourself group. Some of us learn to be better over time.
@Plumbert @david_chisnall @jneem Not me! At birth I used a diaper instead of pissing everywhere & not cleaning up after myself!
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«And what about that piece of string coming out of your trousers?»
«Ah, very observant, sir, many notice the spoon, but you're the first one to notice the piece of string. This comes still from the same efficiency analysis. The agent noticed that the second most wasteful activity for the waiters is having to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. So with this piece of string one can pull it out and do the business without dirtying their hands.»
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«OK,» says the patron «so you use the string to pull it out, but how do you push it back in without touching it?»
«I don't know about the others, sir, but I use the spoon.»
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@Flux @david_chisnall are you a trans man
@burnoutqueen @david_chisnall No, but I've shared facilities with enough women to know they are absolutely not immune to making a pissy mess.
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@david_chisnall that's basically segregating between men and women, just with extra steps.
@burnoutqueen @david_chisnall Do you think a penis has a cone shaped shot pattern? For most people it's a very accurate stream.
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@burnoutqueen @david_chisnall No, but I've shared facilities with enough women to know they are absolutely not immune to making a pissy mess.
@Flux @burnoutqueen @david_chisnall As someone who has cleaned fast food restaurant restrooms, I can confirm.
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Instead of segregating toilet use by gender, can we split it into 'people who piss everywhere and don't clean up after themselves' and 'everyone else'?
@david_chisnall I feel very strongly about this! If we are going to police restrooms it needs to be on these grounds!
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«OK,» says the patron «so you use the string to pull it out, but how do you push it back in without touching it?»
«I don't know about the others, sir, but I use the spoon.»
@oblomov @david_chisnall God no 🫣
