Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[funnymonkey@freeradical.zone]

@futurebird
Save your important work files in the water you are boiling.

I mean. Obvs.

[leymoo@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird micro usb, obviously

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@futurebird The left one is for Speed Defrost, the right one is for Start/Stop. They're clearly labelled.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@futurebird

To get to the other side.

[srlevine@neuromatch.social]

@futurebird So you can run the toaster oven at the same time.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@futurebird vibrator use while cooking

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

for streamlining sabotage with a USB killer.

[diver300@mastodon.social]

@futurebird They're connected to the output of the HT transformer so you can use that for fractal burning without having to open the microwave and see the danger notices.

[ticklishhoneybee@twoot.site]

@futurebird You don't warm your code before working on it? I thought everyone did this.

[garthderby@mstdn.party]

@futurebird

In the event that Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker need R2D2 to hack into the Empire data Base for plans to the Death Star to expose any vulnerabilities…while they’re popping microwave popcorn.

[cy@fedicy.us.to]

The microwave's designer is a big fan of Rayman Raving Rabbids.

[iomf42@chaos.social]

@futurebird mouse port

[fluffykittycat@furry.engineer]

@futurebird running a USB powered micro microwave

[lolbird@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird firmware update

[leberschnitzel@existiert.ch]

@futurebird ECU tuning

[patxi@mastodon.world]

@neia @futurebird
...cooking the entire building.

[cyberlyra@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird obviously so you can hack it.

[0x575446@mastodon.social]

@futurebird It's so you can use a hardware security key instead of solving the captcha to cook your stuff.

[datamancer@twoot.site]

@futurebird those are the prototype for the micro usb form factor

[edwing@mstdn.moimeme.ca]

@futurebird It’s the fireworks feature for your microwave you’ve never heard about.