Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[ticklishhoneybee@twoot.site]

@futurebird You don't warm your code before working on it? I thought everyone did this.

[garthderby@mstdn.party]

@futurebird

In the event that Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker need R2D2 to hack into the Empire data Base for plans to the Death Star to expose any vulnerabilities…while they’re popping microwave popcorn.

[cy@fedicy.us.to]

The microwave's designer is a big fan of Rayman Raving Rabbids.

[iomf42@chaos.social]

@futurebird mouse port

[fluffykittycat@furry.engineer]

@futurebird running a USB powered micro microwave

[lolbird@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird firmware update

[leberschnitzel@existiert.ch]

@futurebird ECU tuning

[patxi@mastodon.world]

@neia @futurebird
...cooking the entire building.

[cyberlyra@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird obviously so you can hack it.

[0x575446@mastodon.social]

@futurebird It's so you can use a hardware security key instead of solving the captcha to cook your stuff.

[datamancer@twoot.site]

@futurebird those are the prototype for the micro usb form factor

[edwing@mstdn.moimeme.ca]

@futurebird It’s the fireworks feature for your microwave you’ve never heard about.

[huguesross@mastodon.art]

@futurebird how else are u supposed to download ur food out of the microwave when its done?????

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@a2_4am @llewelly @futurebird USB port is a cereal port by definition. The payload is being sent grain by grain. That's what C means in USB-C.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@agturcz @a2_4am @llewelly

I'm going to teach this to my students.

[dshan@mastodon.au]

@futurebird USB-C? Nah, never gonna happen.

[luluhelle@ohai.social]

@futurebird so you can charge the microwave as you use it.

[gyrosgeier@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird @xtaran it even says they're for charging.

You need to get two of those USB A to USB A cables to charge the microwave properly, which is understandable — these things are power hungry.

[joelvanderwerf@mastodon.social]

@TicklishHoneyBee @futurebird Also, cache warming.

[korin@roark.voluminum.net]

@futurebird cereal ports