Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird copy your files to the microwave and nuke them for 30 seconds to sanitize them -- it's the best way to remove bugs and viruses.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird so you can install linux using UEFI and free your food reheating process from the shackles of proprietary software.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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So you can charge the toaster.
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@futurebird so you can install linux using UEFI and free your food reheating process from the shackles of proprietary software.
@futurebird@sauropods.win Oooh, now with fancy pre-defrost boot logo.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird daisy-chaining microwaves. The waves are compressed and sent through the USB to additional connected microwaves.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Find the recipe on your phone, connect it through one of the ports, and the oven will make it.
Early model Star Trek replicator.
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@llewelly @futurebird no, they are clearly USB ports, not cereal ports
@a2_4am @llewelly @futurebird And probably not a part of a complete breakfast.
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
@robertklaschka @futurebird I think this is winner winner chicken dinner
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@a2_4am @llewelly @futurebird And probably not a part of a complete breakfast.
@rperezrosario @a2_4am @futurebird I will admit that it is harder to work a 12 hour shift on a breakfast of coffee and USB ports than on breakfast of rice and potatoes.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird
Obviously, to program the mark-space-ratio of the magnetron power-supply to play music as your food cooks. -
@futurebird Where else am I supposed to attach an external hard drive to store my nice pornography in a folder labeled "Definitely not Niche Pornography"
"Quiche Food Porn"
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird That's for initial wifi setup for the smart features
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird because SCSI ports were too scuzzy.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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reminds me to usb-wine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfWf-7skaU8plugin the gadget to usb and get wine.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird for camping, obviously
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@futurebird For firmware upgrades when they switch to "Metric Time" next year.
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@futurebird Age verification
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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for your 2fa key.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird For roasting battery chicken.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Uncooked Sausage Blinis?
