Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[fluffye@app.wafrn.net]

for your 2fa key.

[darac@furry.engineer]

@futurebird For roasting battery chicken.

[fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de]

@futurebird Uncooked Sausage Blinis?

[wouter@pleroma.debian.social]

@futurebird
So you can plug in a USB WiFi adaptor.

And there's two because there *might* be a source of interference nearby.

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@futurebird

Plug your USB software defined radio SDR.

So you can listen into what message is being sent.

[young_ullrich@norden.social]

@futurebird
the two-factor firmware update security policy

[tadc47@hostux.social]

@futurebird le fabricant a cessé de fabriquer des chargeurs usb et fait face à un surstock de usb femelle. En les mettant par deux il double la capacite de destockage.
...
The manufacturer has stopped manufacturing USB chargers and is facing an overstock of female USB. By putting them by pair, it doubles the destocking capacity.

[tadc47@hostux.social]

@futurebird needed to fill blank lines in the datasheet with fake args...

[bluestaggo@wetdry.world]

@futurebird Ever wondered what happens when you microwave outside the microwave? Those will let you do that. Simply plug in a torch and it will start emitting microwaves! And no, safety regulations do not exist.

[impossibleumbrella@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird There are only wrong answers!

[mpwg@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird To add antennas for outside microwaving.

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
The 'Speed Deforst' port is to play video-games competitively against the microwave AI... Be Warned it will hold a grudge, and really screw up your food... so you better let it win!

The start/stop port is to play cooperatively as a team and is recommended if you want properly cooked food !!

Else it's off to ER with food poisoning.

[fxnn@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird
connect an external monitor
get candid closeups of popping popcorn

[cyclotopie@mastodon.gougere.fr]

@futurebird

No, I don't know why your microwave oven may have USB ports.

As for myself, I was wondering why my USB hub had a knob and a door.

[alchemist@troet.cafe]

@StephanieMoore
I established a wireless connection between two devices using a Wi-Fi dongle. Now it's acting as a teleporter.
@robertklaschka @futurebird

[simon@gotosocial.grnwds.uk]

@futurebird
Hot chips.

[alchemist@troet.cafe]

@UlrikeHeiss
That's really good. But how about this?
https://troet.cafe/@alchemist/116148028706458865
@robertklaschka @futurebird

[ozzy@fedi.social]

@futurebird@sauropods.win if it break down R2D2 and C-3PO can talk to it

[hallunke23@troet.cafe]

It's for charging your USB devices (e. g. phone etc.)

While you microwave them.

@futurebird

[graste@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird To daisy chain your air gapped smart kitchen devices so they can communicate!