Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[tadc47@hostux.social]

@futurebird needed to fill blank lines in the datasheet with fake args...

[bluestaggo@wetdry.world]

@futurebird Ever wondered what happens when you microwave outside the microwave? Those will let you do that. Simply plug in a torch and it will start emitting microwaves! And no, safety regulations do not exist.

[impossibleumbrella@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird There are only wrong answers!

[mpwg@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird To add antennas for outside microwaving.

[b_bird@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
The 'Speed Deforst' port is to play video-games competitively against the microwave AI... Be Warned it will hold a grudge, and really screw up your food... so you better let it win!

The start/stop port is to play cooperatively as a team and is recommended if you want properly cooked food !!

Else it's off to ER with food poisoning.

[fxnn@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird
connect an external monitor
get candid closeups of popping popcorn

[cyclotopie@mastodon.gougere.fr]

@futurebird

No, I don't know why your microwave oven may have USB ports.

As for myself, I was wondering why my USB hub had a knob and a door.

[alchemist@troet.cafe]

@StephanieMoore
I established a wireless connection between two devices using a Wi-Fi dongle. Now it's acting as a teleporter.
@robertklaschka @futurebird

[simon@gotosocial.grnwds.uk]

@futurebird
Hot chips.

[alchemist@troet.cafe]

@UlrikeHeiss
That's really good. But how about this?
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@robertklaschka @futurebird

[ozzy@fedi.social]

@futurebird@sauropods.win if it break down R2D2 and C-3PO can talk to it

[hallunke23@troet.cafe]

It's for charging your USB devices (e. g. phone etc.)

While you microwave them.

@futurebird

[graste@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird To daisy chain your air gapped smart kitchen devices so they can communicate!

[janneke@todon.nl]

@futurebird
To charge your phone.

(This is a wrong answer, because it either doesn't work, your phone will be stolen while charging it, or charging will take 10x as long as using your dedicated charger.)

[gundersen@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it's not like it could be Bluetooth, the Faraday cage blocks the 2.4Ghz signals...

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@futurebird to plug in the turbo-encabulator.

[jaykebird@social.vivaldi.net]

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[robbinthepeople@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird
It's the pro version with 2 game controller slots. You get to beat the other player and rotate the dish in your direction if you win.

[bogosity@im-in.space]

@futurebird
Allows the microwave to switch into two-player mode.

[faealchemist@denden.world]

@futurebird To microwave data sticks to remove any digital pathogens.

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