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  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

    🏇 🐎 🐴

    Have you sat on a horse?

    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

    zenheathen@beige.partyZ This user is from outside of this forum
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    #81

    @Pepijn I have, twice, sat on a horse.

    The second time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so he'd be in charge. Not disastrous, but not helpful. Total time: about five minutes.

    The first time, that horse decided I didn't know what I was doing, so it was time for me to get off. She moved so quickly two feet to the left that I did not. Of course, at that point, gravity took over. Total time: about five seconds.

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    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

      🏇 🐎 🐴

      Have you sat on a horse?

      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

      amberage@eldritch.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
      amberage@eldritch.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
      amberage@eldritch.cafe
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #82

      @Pepijn several times even

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      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

        🏇 🐎 🐴

        Have you sat on a horse?

        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

        tonwood@mathstodon.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #83

        @Pepijn At age 50 I called my dad to say, “I'm doing something I've never done before, that millions of people do every day.”
        “Riding a horse?”
        “Come on, you've seen me on a horse.”

        (I was walking a dog.)

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        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

          🏇 🐎 🐴

          Have you sat on a horse?

          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

          usernameswift@labyrinth.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
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          usernameswift@labyrinth.zone
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          #84
          @Pepijn If a pony counts, then yes
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          • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

            Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

            While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

            Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

            My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

            🏇 🐎 🐴

            Have you sat on a horse?

            Please boost for scientific accuracy.

            becomethewaifu@tech.lgbtB This user is from outside of this forum
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            becomethewaifu@tech.lgbt
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #85

            @Pepijn I once had to wrestle a cow. TBF it was still a baby cow, but yeah. Somehow the little fucker got through the fence and didn't want to go back in the pen.

            Now seeing a farmer running tackle a (different) calf that managed to run through the electric fence somehow was downright terrifying... (It hit the fence, got tangled in it, then untangled on the other side within the span of ~3 seconds, "mostly unharmed" at the end of the ordeal)

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            • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

              Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

              While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

              Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

              My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

              🏇 🐎 🐴

              Have you sat on a horse?

              Please boost for scientific accuracy.

              sibylle@troet.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #86

              @Pepijn I had nothing but horses on my mind when I was growing up. Started vaulting when I was 7 and riding about two years later. I earned it by helping in the stable and with the smol kids vaulting lessons. Stopped when I was 18.

              I guess it depends on where you grew up if you even regularly see horses... The swiss government payed farmers for breeding and keeping military horses. In the 90s it was pretty common for farmers to have some horses for that purpose.

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              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                🏇 🐎 🐴

                Have you sat on a horse?

                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                rasterweb@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #87

                @Pepijn Horses are something to be seen while driving in the country... who actually sits on one!?

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                • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                  Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                  While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                  Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                  My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                  🏇 🐎 🐴

                  Have you sat on a horse?

                  Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                  his_boy_sherman@mstdn.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  his_boy_sherman@mstdn.social
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #88

                  @Pepijn The first time I rode a horse (a pony) was when I was about 7, on an uncle’s farm. An older brother and I decided we were going to ride him, so we somehow managed to get onto him together (no idea anymore how) and the first thing the pony did was run straight under a low hanging tree branch. From getting on to hitting the ground took about 3 seconds. My uncle enjoyed a good laugh.

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                  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                    🏇 🐎 🐴

                    Have you sat on a horse?

                    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                    evert@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #89

                    @Pepijn Not sure about the cow. I used to have a friend who casually rode his favourite cow but I don't think he ever let me ride. I probably did *sit* on her though, statically. The cow's name was Joris.

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                    • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                      Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                      While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                      Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                      My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                      🏇 🐎 🐴

                      Have you sat on a horse?

                      Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                      hist_myth@mastodon.topH This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #90

                      @Pepijn Do poneys count?

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                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                        Have you sat on a horse?

                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                        babble_endanger@freeradical.zoneB This user is from outside of this forum
                        babble_endanger@freeradical.zoneB This user is from outside of this forum
                        babble_endanger@freeradical.zone
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #91

                        @Pepijn putting no for "not that i recall". If i did i was very young

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                        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                          🏇 🐎 🐴

                          Have you sat on a horse?

                          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                          colinstu@birdbutt.comC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #92

                          @Pepijn during a trip to Jamaica, we rode horseback thru the ocean and on land.
                          Was just a kid and was given like zero instruction lol. I made it. If I didn't move my leg fast enough once I would've smacked it on a fence.

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                          • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                            Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                            While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                            Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                            My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                            🏇 🐎 🐴

                            Have you sat on a horse?

                            Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                            roxystar@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            roxystar@mastodon.social
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #93

                            @Pepijn I need the data

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                            • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                              Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                              While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                              Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                              My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                              🏇 🐎 🐴

                              Have you sat on a horse?

                              Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                              kimlockhartga@beige.partyK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              kimlockhartga@beige.party
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #94

                              @Pepijn I remember the "Have you sat on a cow" query, and I thought it strange that an opportunity like that would come up. But, a horse or a pony, or a donkey or a burro: most people have sat on one of them at least once, even if they didn't ride them in anything but a circle. I find donkeys much nicer than horses.

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                              • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                🏇 🐎 🐴

                                Have you sat on a horse?

                                Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                kay@mastodon.nzK This user is from outside of this forum
                                kay@mastodon.nzK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #95

                                @Pepijn it depends on where people grew up and when. Many people who've grown up in cities haven't been to areas with horse riding. Unless they're rich enough for holidays with horse riding included this won't factor into their lives.

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                                • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                  Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                  While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                  Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                  My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                  🏇 🐎 🐴

                                  Have you sat on a horse?

                                  Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                  leelatorres@ieji.deL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #96

                                  @Pepijn
                                  On a hobby horse of course. And on a marry-go-round too. But real ones are scary big.
                                  I'm a city dweller. And I was never one of those horse loving girls with Wendy subscription.

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                                  • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                    Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                    While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                    Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                    My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                    🏇 🐎 🐴

                                    Have you sat on a horse?

                                    Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                    beckermatic@pleroma.arielbecker.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #97

                                    Year 1991. I’m the kid on the back.

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                                    • leelatorres@ieji.deL leelatorres@ieji.de

                                      @Pepijn
                                      On a hobby horse of course. And on a marry-go-round too. But real ones are scary big.
                                      I'm a city dweller. And I was never one of those horse loving girls with Wendy subscription.

                                      sollat@masto.aiS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #98

                                      @LeelaTorres @Pepijn
                                      Yeah, fake horses of small pony size.

                                      I can’t think of a single animal I’ve sat on. If I ever did, there are no pictures.

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                                      • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                        Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                        While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                        Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                        My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                        🏇 🐎 🐴

                                        Have you sat on a horse?

                                        Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                        jkanev@fediscience.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #99

                                        @Pepijn Would a pony count as a horse?

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                                        • pepijn@mastodon.onlineP pepijn@mastodon.online

                                          Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

                                          While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

                                          Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

                                          My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

                                          🏇 🐎 🐴

                                          Have you sat on a horse?

                                          Please boost for scientific accuracy.

                                          challis2070@mastodon.artC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #100

                                          @Pepijn I think so? It might have only been a pony? Unsure. I was and am still very small, so they all seemed just massive creatures.

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