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[oxy@social.bsdlab.au]

@catsalad

[brynawel@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

"The things one has to do for a few kibbles."

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Oh! A new support ticket.

"This is the computer help desk, how can I help you?"

[xerz@soc.masfloss.net]

@cinnamon @catsalad wait is that a goddamn pink Vaio UMPC?????

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@xerz@soc.masfloss.net @catsalad@infosec.exchange No, it's one of these:

http://arch.casio.jp/exword/products/XD-B4800/

[victoria@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad cuteness overload!

[astra_underscore@wetdry.world]

@cinnamon @catsalad their ass is NOT listening

[hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work]

@cinnamon @catsalad freddiverse headquarters

[javensbukan@cosocial.ca]

@catsalad *Immediately pushes off desk*

[ninetiger@writing.exchange]

@cinnamon @catsalad

[controlc@mstdn.ca]

@catsalad When the UI has tiny font and no option to change it.

[xerz@soc.masfloss.net]

@cinnamon @catsalad   ..........want...........

[thibaultmol@en.osm.town]

@cinnamon @catsalad how does I do the computer?

[freeplay@wetdry.world]

@cinnamon @catsalad WAAaff ! !1 waafff waf waf waf wraherhfhh eh eheh erhrherrrrr AHRhff ! 1 waafff waff wrrf wafff rehrhrrr rrrr WAAAAHhh ! ! ! rharhefff rarhffff ?

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad my lord, the little babby!

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@thibaultmol@en.osm.town @catsalad@infosec.exchange With hands hidden under the plush, like the ones this blobcat has: ​​
You can't see them, but they're there ​​

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@freeplay@wetdry.world @catsalad@infosec.exchange Sure, Missthey Fox. Just open "Settings --> Language" and adjust the system language from "Woof" to "Yip" and restart the system. I think you would get it fixed with that.

You'll now be redirected to a voice questionaire about the quality of my service. Remember that I wouldn't pass the cut if given less than 9. My monthly bonus depends on your score. Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day.

[freeplay@wetdry.world]

@cinnamon WAahff ! !1 eh ehehe eee ee

rharf

[cowboywho@libranigans.com]

@catsalad ¿Wonder if they use vim or emacs?

[moelassus@mastodon.social]

@catsalad “Ads on the desktop? I hate Microsoft so much!”