You've been visited by the giant alleyway gull

[volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip]

You've been visited by the giant alleyway gull

[petrillic@hachyderm.io]

@volpeon @DeltaWye reminds me of a visitor we had at the Twitter office in Seattle. On the 19th floor.

[merc@freerobuxextremist.com]

@volpeon is this real?

[jbauer@merveilles.town]

@volpeon extreme uk vibes

[kirby@freerobuxextremist.com]

@Merc @volpeon As far as I know yeah man they are, apparently they evolved from them dinosaurs or somethin I woulnnt know the first thang bout that thoe

[linkachus17@furry.engineer]

@volpeon The seagull got that drip look

[petal@yeen.town]

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip it took a while, but i see it now... it's so b i g.

[hexaitos@social.jnpw.net]

@volpeon def took me a sec to realise what was happening here

[toddthomas@mastodon.social]

@volpeon they are going to need a *lot* of french fries

[catraxx@tech.lgbt]

@volpeon

[jackeric@beige.party]

@toddthomas @volpeon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFilUIs32E

[tomf@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@volpeon "What did you choose, Ray?"

[flashmobofone@mstdn.social]

@volpeon LOOK AT ITS LITTLE FEET

[niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be]

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip There's a classic Korean meme "I understand what you said, but why is this pigeon so big?" Later "why is this pigeon so big?" became a catchphrase about either big-looking objects or the futility of online arguments.

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@niconiconi @volpeon
But why are the sea lions so BIG?

[malwen@toot.wales]

@volpeon @rich This is the perfect opposite to #TinyBalancingSheep

[kym@ohai.social]

@niconiconi @volpeon oh my beavers! thank you for sharing this. why is this pigeon so big indeed

[nf3xn@mastodon.social]

@volpeon Hitchcockian

[redthewizard@wandering.shop]

@volpeon You have been visited by the normal sized Aberdonian seagull.

[neko@corteximplant.com]

@volpeon I hope you have a really really really big slice of bread for it