yeah doc just shoot me with the beam, biggest beam you got, real ominous if you got it

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@poppyhaze

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@poppyhaze I feel like this pic would be more believable with at _least_ one jacob's ladder going ZZZZT…ZZZZT…ZZZZT in the background. And, like flasks full of boiling coloured liquids, and big coily glass condensation tubes and stuff.

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@poppyhaze Mike Teevee-ass device. Doctor: "I'm prescribing 'The Beam'."

[psychuan@plush.city]

@poppyhaze woah,

assuming that breadbox is standard size how small are they?

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@poppyhaze when your doctor is Dr. No

[ocean@raru.re]

@poppyhaze The bigger the machine the more good it does

[squirrellybob@mastodon.social]

@poppyhaze “now close yer eyes, this will sting a little”

followed by “now THAT’S how you irradiate some ovaries!”

[drayson@dragonchat.org]

@poppyhaze Imagine getting a malfunction 54 out of that thing

[justinderrick@mstdn.ca]

@poppyhaze Obligatory Futurama clip…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn4Dfpo0gf0

[troy_frizzell@mstdn.social]

@poppyhaze

"Better Living Through Radiation"

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@poppyhaze Wow, that's a big radio. I wonder what size batteries it uses.