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Unfortunately, the people who need this, like my GF, most wouldn't be able to `maintain eye contact while adjusting the scale downward`
That's it, Im forming a rescue squad for low social battery people. Pocket dial our number and a pair of our volunteers arrive within 10 minutes dressed like Secret Service agents. "Ah yes, you'll have to continue this <checks notes> teambuilding exercise without Mx Pixepants here they are urgently needed. Elsewhere. <Checks notes> Uh. Bad yak milk spill down by the conservation area. Very toxic. Skills are needed. Step aside please. Mx Pixiepants this way please the helicopter is waiting." And then we drive you home wrap you in a blanket, hand you cocoa and a book and leave.
@cmconseils i would use that service unironically.
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@ratcatcher @cmconseils Where did you get it? I need one
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@cmconseils I love that pin.
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@ratcatcher @cmconseils Thank you! 🧡
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@cmconseils @ocramius I have this pin!
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@cmconseils I usually watch for the eyes glazing over. I'd be happy to have such overt feedback.
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@cmconseils For those wanting this pin: it's by Atelier Eumori. there's many knockoffs but please support the original source
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