🇺🇸: WHEEEEEEE WER BOMMING IRAN🌍: Uhhh.

[lana@beige.party]

: WHEEEEEEE WER BOMMING IRAN
: Uhhh. Okay? Why?
: Oh you know...reasons.
: You're gonna have to do better than that
: Tee hee...
: So...oil. It's oil isn't it.
: Nope ha ha nah this time
: Not oil?
: We just murdered the aya(hic)tollah lmao
: WTF guys
: An over a hunred little girls. It was super awesome.
: Jesus fucking... Aren't you afraid that will start some kind of... endless holy war??
: Wer nah afraid a NOBODY
: WTF are you drunk again??
: Pffffffblblhahahaha maaaybe
: I don't...I just can't
: Shhhh dontell anyone...we're gonna start a armageddon
: Armag— Did he just say Armageddon??
: Yeehawww motherfFuckers
: This is a bad dream. This is a translation error. Surely.
: ARMAGEDDON IS GONNA BE AWESOME GUYS YULL SEE
: No!!! No it's not. It's the end of the world! That's what the word means! How the fuck does that make sense as a military strategy??
: Uh huh. I call it ... "Epic Fury".
: But... *pinches the bridge of their nose* You live here! On the world. You'll die. Everything will die. What the actual fuck is wrong with you??
: Mmhm. An then Jeesus is gonna come down an pat me on the head and say good job you did it you did a armageddon. Fr me.
: ...
: ...
: And then what. What are you going to do after you literally destroy the world, genius.
: Idk party prolly why are you such a buzzkill