I'm literally unscrewing lightbulbs to renew their DHCP lease

[db@social.lol]

@heals yeah that's a whole thing...

i wish I'd done relays though, cheaper than wifi bulbs i have

[zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net]

@db Oh my goodness I didn't even realize that was a thing

[josh0@babka.social]

@db what, you didn’t create a separate, isolated 2.4 GHz WiFi network just for your lightbulbs, and assigned them each a static IP? I thought that was basic practice, once you assembled your team of lightbulb installation IT specialists!

[violet@corteximplant.com]

@db who the hell got the "bright idea" for this anyway, huh? Huh??? /Silly

[d1@autistics.life]

@db LOL! "...how many people does it take to renew a DHCP lease?"

[julia@cuties.social]

@db zigbee is the way

[baloouriza@social.tulsa.ok.us]

@db I've seriously tripped the lighting breaker, waited 30 seconds, and reset the breaker to avoid that exact thing before.

[tom@tomkahe.com]

@db I had a smart bulb in my apartment that needed to turn off and on in rapid succession 10 times in order to enter pairing mode. The knob on the lamp swapped between 3 settings (off, low, on) so turning off and on wasn't fast enough via that method. And it wasn't connected to a light switch, which meant I had to repeatedly pull the plug out of the outlet and jam it back in to get it to work

[kkarhan@c.im]

@db and now you know why I keep my home "stupid"…

[sirmars@mastodon.social]

@BorrisInABox @db Well that something I'd never thought I'd hear anyone say this morning.

[bascule@mas.to]

@db flashbacks to “The lightswitch has netcat”

[michielw@mastodon.social]

@db I think getting WiFi-based smart devices is the mistake.

[freja@freja.zone]

@db i enjoy having smart home, but i think devices like thermometers and lightbulbs etc should never be on a computer network, with stuff like IP and DHCP and whatever. zigbee and whatever sounds a lot more reasonable to me, and perhaps optionally a little dongle for a computer to be able to talk to them

[lotte@is.luna.love]

@db I hate how everything nowadays has an app and needs you to make an account and be permanently connected to the Internet. Why do I need to make a dishwasher account? Who thought this was a good idea?

[lumiworx@mastodon.social]

@db

I got in the habit long ago to reserve addresses for every device I know is mine, so I guess without knowing it, I've sidestepped this issue entirely.

Although, I had to reset one light last year to get it to honor an NTP time change. It was on a dusk to dawn setting and somehow got a corrupted local cache and also jumped into a different time zone.

As I typed that, I'm thinking how absurd it is that a light bulb has a damned data cache in the 1st place.

[markotway@mastodonapp.uk]

@michielw
Ethernet light bulbs? Over POE? Like your style.
@db

[ralph@fedi.mayer.rocks]

@db leaving the water was a mistake, indeed

[lunareclipse@snug.moe]

@db avoiding reboots of my Ikea KAJPLATS lightbulbs to stop them from trying to pair to anything via Matter over Thread when they are already paired via ZigBee. Fuck the CSA for pushing the Thread standard as The New Great Thing.

[sebastiansolidwork@mastodon.social]

@ralph @db Being on land and not going into a volcano sounds reasonable to me.

[catboycody@tech.lgbt]

@db I work in tech... Only smart-home things I own are the three radiator thermostats... Those are almost 12 years old and not capable to connect to the internet... And still I have trust issues...