If you are ever in Koln and you are of the persuasion, you must try the pork knuckle and kolsch.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

The beer looks small but watch what happens when I finish it.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

Ok now we wait.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

A bit more.

[silhouette@dumbfuckingweb.site]

@selzero it *is* small. it's a Kölsch, duh.

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@selzero Is nobody else eating there??

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

Dude walks around with a tray refilling the kolsch

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@selzero kleine kölsch, ja?

[abramkedge@beige.party]

@selzero I had that in Frankfurt one time, it was huge - bigger than a sunday roast joint. We thought it was to share, but nope - one each.

Very tasty!

[knodel@mastodon.de]

@selzero

Kölsch is a fine beer for people with an affinity to numbers. Especially large ones.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

Damn it.

[losttourist@social.chatty.monster]

@selzero Maybe there's a hole in your glass?

[losttourist@social.chatty.monster]

@selzero Magic!

[jwilker@wandering.shop]

@selzero Glad this story had a happy ending!

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

What in the fuckity mcfuckface is a bieramisu

If this toot gets 10 boosts before I leave I'll do it

[cam@literatur.social]

@selzero
I hope you enjoy your meal and have a lovely time in Cologne. Peters Brauhaus is my favourite brewery in the city.

[gustavinobevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org]

@selzero

Now I'm curious to see it!

[adipoeserpursch@troet.cafe]

@selzero

[scottmiller42@mstdn.social]

@selzero I have few regrets in life, but one is not making it to Germany before my aging body made drinking more than one drink in a week unpleasant.

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@selzero

JUST. DO. IT.

And report back here.

For science, of course.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@selzero I take it you're done for the weekend?