Pretty accurate representation of the inside of my head

[reay@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive I have so many questions.

Among them:

- When did DJs start doing their sets on 3/4-length keyboards?

- Just how badly does that one woman want the DJ to watch her ass twerk?

- Wait, HOW big is that tent?

- … and what is this all even for?

- … and how is it that the infinite people dancing in circles are hearing what’s got to be very different music?

[apostateenglishman@mastodon.world]

@TheBreadmonkey Happy birthday and may I say you remain the fedi's undisputed King of Alt-text.

Have a good one, pal. x

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Gogs ️️️

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@MamaLake

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[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@ApostateEnglishman ️

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@TheBreadmonkey

Best. Dabke. EVER.

Happy burpday, Ben!

🥳

[ides_dev@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey

Firstly, that was the greatest alt-text I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you.

Secondly, if you know how to score an invite to this party, please let me know, because I need more of whatever beats this guy is throwing down. If it's your birthday party - can we please be friends?

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@TheBreadmonkey
Thank YOU for this, and happy birthday, Ben.
Bravo for the extraordinary AltText; thanks to which I don't need to ask if the maestro is holding a cigarette, or what kind of dance the solo Asian girl is doing.
I, for one, have no idea where in the world this event took place, but from what I've seen, a lot of people had a pretty good time, and I hope you are too on your special day

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@clickhere ️

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Guillotine_Jones

Bong hits 4 birthdays

[exkclamation@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey 🥳

[stefan@stefanbohacek.online]

@TheBreadmonkey Happy birthday!!

[qgustavor@urusai.social]

@reay @TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive Considering the woman's clothing, it looks like a middle eastern party. My guess: someone got married, those are people from both families, they like dancing and found a DJ that prefers using a keyboard over a Launchpad or a Push. To be fair, I guess the main reason is because it's cheaper: you can find used keyboards for way cheaper than a 2D controller, even used (I have three used keyboards here). A mix of a traditional party with modern elements.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@stefan

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@TheBreadmonkey I hope you have a lovely day, Ben - Happy Birthday!

[zygmyd@toot.cat]

@qgustavor @reay @TheBreadmonkey @LoganFive

This beams out SEA somewhere. From the peninsula on down to the various islands.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@davidbcohen

Thanks, fellow B ️

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@TheBreadmonkey this is brilliant, it looks like your birthday party was banging

Happy Birthday

[loganfive@beige.party]

@zygmyd @qgustavor @reay @TheBreadmonkey Sorry, what is SEA?

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@LoganFive @zygmyd @qgustavor @reay

That's the wet bit next to the beach