A guy comes up to the service desk I'm working at Kmart to return a vacuum.
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A guy comes up to the service desk I'm working at Kmart to return a vacuum. He goes for awhile giving me history as to the depths of his hatred of said vacuum.
I stared at him: Are you trying to tell me, that defying all the laws of Physics, this vacuum simultaneously both Sucks and Blows??!
His face tensed. Will you take it back?
Yeah, sure, no problem.Ok good now I can laugh cuz that was really funny.
Would love to be able to tell the writer I used their joke successfully.
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A guy comes up to the service desk I'm working at Kmart to return a vacuum. He goes for awhile giving me history as to the depths of his hatred of said vacuum.
I stared at him: Are you trying to tell me, that defying all the laws of Physics, this vacuum simultaneously both Sucks and Blows??!
His face tensed. Will you take it back?
Yeah, sure, no problem.Ok good now I can laugh cuz that was really funny.
Would love to be able to tell the writer I used their joke successfully.
@Crystal_Fish_Caves Isn't that a Bart Simpson original...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPPsSeDR_iI
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@Crystal_Fish_Caves Isn't that a Bart Simpson original...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPPsSeDR_iI
@jwcph holy shit serious? I accidently quoted Bart Simpson?? Not sure if I am proud of that or heartily ashamed of myself for knowing that.
Either way its a damn good joke.
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@jwcph holy shit serious? I accidently quoted Bart Simpson?? Not sure if I am proud of that or heartily ashamed of myself for knowing that.
Either way its a damn good joke.
@Crystal_Fish_Caves Well, great minds think alike, you know
it's hilarious - just that short clip has me in stitches & I'm not even sure why 
but you applying it to the subject of vacuum cleaners? That's next level 
