I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day

[gf493d@theforkiverse.com]

@LilahTovMoon I imagine a small country goes without power for days every time that abomination is plugged in?

[me_valentijn@m.ai6yr.org]

@LilahTovMoon
Does it tip over backwards every time it goes up a hill now?

[seismic007@woof.group]

@LilahTovMoon ‘A thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever.’ —Willy Wonka (or was it Wiley Coyote?)

[mardor@ruhr.social]

@LilahTovMoon
When Cybertruck owners finally realize why all the craftsmen around the globe (outside the US) prefer vans over pickup trucks …

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@enobacon @LilahTovMoon
"I need a truck, but it's gotta be an EV."

"Okay, there's a few options ava-"

"And it has to suck at being a truck."

"Buddy, have I got the vehicle for you."

[clickhere@mastodon.ie]

@LilahTovMoon jfc

[realsiegfried@troet.cafe]

@LilahTovMoon Fits the basic design.
(I don't want to boost car designs, this is too ugly anyway to hit boost.)

[vikki@know.me.uk]

@LilahTovMoon Dang that is horrendous. Not sure what is worse, the original or the mod version.

[xchaos@f.cz]

@LilahTovMoon Now, finally, future looks like future!

[byrnensorg@mastodon.ie]

@LilahTovMoon Big Dick Energy + never admitting you made a horrible mistake=

[chemicaleyeguy@mstdn.science]

@LilahTovMoon An “Incel inside” sticker would complete the ‘look’ of that #Tesla #Cybertruck.

[gelsomore645@social.vivaldi.net]

@LilahTovMoon honestly, in my nightmares I have ever seen something like that...

[machinelordzero@mastodon.social]

@LilahTovMoon On the bright side you can't see as much of the cybertruck.
However, WHOOF.

[psychonaut@mastodon.online]

@LilahTovMoon holy fucking shit, pass me the eye bleach when you're finished with it

[samuraiplumber@mastodon.social]

@LilahTovMoon
#weirdcarmastodon

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@LilahTovMoon Hey, at least it's *functional* that way! Unlike the OG configuration...

[neverbeaten@mas.to]

@LilahTovMoon
They had to do that to make it as practical as a used, $10,000 Chevy Bolt.

[vai@mastodon.world]

@LilahTovMoon Saving and sharing!!

[lonelocust@mastodon.social]

@LilahTovMoon So there’s this supposed “handyman” that does work for a neighbor, and he drives a cybertruck. Only an idiot would hire this guy — he makes and spends money foolishly — and only an idiot handyman would buy a cybertruck for work.

I regularly see him make multiple trips to carry supplies because his truck sucks.

This add-on kinda makes sense.

[moin@gruene.social]

@LilahTovMoon
From a Europe perspektive this car is already a catastrophe.