The perfect movie review doesn’t….

[petrillic@hachyderm.io]

The perfect movie review doesn’t….

[greem@cyberplace.social]

@petrillic that's worthy of an award by itself!

[arcadiagt5@mstdn.social]

@petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.

The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.

The review in question: “And it DID.”

[olliejacqueline@mastodon.nl]

@petrillic

[arcadiagt5@mstdn.social]

@petrillic @kcarruthers To be fair, if I must, had it been an original and not a sequel to a beloved series, Crash would probably have received a “meh” response and been mostly forgotten. It was only because it WAS a direct sequel to Crisis that it achieved such infamy in anime fandom…

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@petrillic

"I only regret that I have but one boost to give!"

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@petrillic @UKFilmNerd

[kevin@mastodon.km6g.us]

@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.

[phraktalz@mastodon.social]

@arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWqKiqTfXuA