you kids today—when I was your age, I had to shit without a phone

[batkaren@mastodon.online]

you kids today—when I was your age, I had to shit without a phone

[draftexcluder@mastodon.nz]

@batkaren So boring. I remember reading the backs of shampoo bottles just for some sort of input. Any sort of input. Give me information!!!!

[vieuxnez@mstdn.social]

@batkaren

Siri... flush the toilet...

[vieuxnez@mstdn.social]

@batkaren

Alexa... ... flush the toilet...

[vieuxnez@mstdn.social]

@batkaren

Google? ... flush the toilet?... "W" "T" "F"

[troy_frizzell@mstdn.social]

@batkaren

This is why People Magazine exits. (existed?)

[batkaren@mastodon.online]

@troy_frizzell reader’s digest

[billmcguire@mastodon.social]

@batkaren

ah, but we had novels.