Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
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Great picture!
And that's where to hard work of science-communicators starts: Find a balance between the lawn and the jungle. To much lawn, people miss important things, to much jungle and nobody listens.
@dexternemrod
we need jungle i'm afraid
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@rooster Avacado Dysphoria is the name of my Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.
i dont ever want to feel like i did earlier that day
take me to the time of day i love
take me all the way -
@rooster t4t avocado plants 🤭
@JoscelynTransient @rooster we could own Guacamole with this news
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster the gender fluid rep we need
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster nature: hold my beer
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster brb relabeling my bottle of avocado oil "gender fluid"
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@rooster
all avocados are trans.
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@rooster t4t avocado plants 🤭
@rooster I’m now thinking about getting a tattoo of an avocado as a symbol of transness…and celebrate my love for avocados
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@rooster t4t avocado plants 🤭
@JoscelynTransient @rooster this is why the Republicans were so mad about the toast
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster Transvocado
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@JoscelynTransient @rooster this is why the Republicans were so mad about the toast
@Damselfly @rooster finally, it is all revealed!?!
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@rooster I’m now thinking about getting a tattoo of an avocado as a symbol of transness…and celebrate my love for avocados
Rolled Tacos with Guacamole is now the Acme of TransFemme Food.
Oh Goddess: Rolled Tacos!
Bottom Surgery now to be known as “Unrolling The Rolled Taco”
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster I'm imagining an Italian lawyer briefly thinking "wait, am I an A-type or B-type Avocato...?"
Apologies for the pun, I'll leave now
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Rolled Tacos with Guacamole is now the Acme of TransFemme Food.
Oh Goddess: Rolled Tacos!
Bottom Surgery now to be known as “Unrolling The Rolled Taco”
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
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@CordiallyChloe @rooster Wait... Does that mean I have to wake up a boy every morning and then transition again every day? Because that sounds fucking exhausting!
@faithisleaping @CordiallyChloe @rooster Oh, if that daily transition was painless I'd smash that button so hard.
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@faithisleaping @CordiallyChloe @rooster Oh, if that daily transition was painless I'd smash that button so hard.
@BernieDoesIt @faithisleaping @rooster
Avocados cry out in pain every day. And every night they fall asleep to the sound of their siblings weeping.
They know only pain.
There is no peace.
There is no respite.
Until a millennial wants some toast...
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@BernieDoesIt @faithisleaping @rooster
Avocados cry out in pain every day. And every night they fall asleep to the sound of their siblings weeping.
They know only pain.
There is no peace.
There is no respite.
Until a millennial wants some toast...
@CordiallyChloe @faithisleaping @rooster You made me LOL and I was supposed to be paying attention to this work meeting that just began. Good thing I'm on mute.
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster see also honeybees, whose work is gender-based and whose gender, it can be argued, changes several times over their lifespan due to job requirements and circumstance
