Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@JoscelynTransient @rooster we could own Guacamole with this news

[ripp_@chitter.xyz]

@rooster the gender fluid rep we need

[nikkileah@mendeddrum.org]

@rooster nature: hold my beer

[keengrasp@layer8.space]

@rooster brb relabeling my bottle of avocado oil "gender fluid"

[navi@catcatnya.com]

@Gurre @rooster tbf they tend to be the type that complain about the youth supposedly not being able to afford houses because they eat too much avocado toast or some shit

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@rooster I’m now thinking about getting a tattoo of an avocado as a symbol of transness…and celebrate my love for avocados

[damselfly@blackqueer.life]

@JoscelynTransient @rooster this is why the Republicans were so mad about the toast

[frank_engelhard@mastodon.social]

@rooster Transvocado

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@Damselfly @rooster finally, it is all revealed!?!

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@JoscelynTransient @rooster

Rolled Tacos with Guacamole is now the Acme of TransFemme Food.

Oh Goddess: Rolled Tacos!

Bottom Surgery now to be known as “Unrolling The Rolled Taco”

[toychicken@mastodon.social]

@rooster I'm imagining an Italian lawyer briefly thinking "wait, am I an A-type or B-type Avocato...?"

Apologies for the pun, I'll leave now

[libertyoftheforest0@mastodon.social]

@MedeaVanamonde @JoscelynTransient @rooster lol!

[rooneymcnibnug@mastodon.social]

@rooster hell yeah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphroditism

[berniedoesit@mstdn.social]

@faithisleaping @CordiallyChloe @rooster Oh, if that daily transition was painless I'd smash that button so hard.

[cordiallychloe@tech.lgbt]

@BernieDoesIt @faithisleaping @rooster

Avocados cry out in pain every day. And every night they fall asleep to the sound of their siblings weeping.

They know only pain.

There is no peace.

There is no respite.

Until a millennial wants some toast...

[berniedoesit@mstdn.social]

@CordiallyChloe @faithisleaping @rooster You made me LOL and I was supposed to be paying attention to this work meeting that just began. Good thing I'm on mute.

[cynblogger@sfba.social]

@rooster
Pretty sure this is why avocado toast has been declared too woke.

[independentpen@mas.to]

@rooster see also honeybees, whose work is gender-based and whose gender, it can be argued, changes several times over their lifespan due to job requirements and circumstance

[independentpen@mas.to]

@ozeng @rooster @SRLevine see also the hen who, in the absence of a rooster, decides to socially transition

[moss@kind.social]

@ozeng @independentpen @rooster @SRLevine Tag urselves

I’m (almost) Androgen Surge, but hoping for an Ovarian Regression prior auth