When returning your work laptop, don't forget to leave IT a little stroopwafel... as a treat!

[leeloo@c.im]

@0xabad1dea @catsalad
Oh yeah? Well I have used a laptop vent to heat up / melt a chocolate bar.

... Not on purpose, though.

[unixjunk1e@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

"Why did you overclock your Core I9 so much?"

or,

"Look ma! This thrift store laptop comes with a waffle maker!"

[llanciawn@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Laptops don't tend to have disk drives any more.

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@catsalad when did you last get a laptop with a cd drive? have they got you on a decade old machine?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@kura only very, very tiny stroopwafel

[tthbaltazar@chaos.social]

@dysfun @catsalad
the laptop I got in 2018 had an optical drive they are not that old

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@tthbaltazar @catsalad lying around the flat, most the laptops from last decade do not have cd rom drives.

[follpvosten@karp.lol]

@tthbaltazar @dysfun @catsalad that’s consumer devices. business laptops have gotten rid of this stuff way earlier, mostly since they also got smaller earlier and getting rid of the optical drive was a good way to do that

[tthbaltazar@chaos.social]

@dysfun @catsalad
weh?!?

but that laptop was bought brand new

[follpvosten@karp.lol]

@tthbaltazar @dysfun @catsalad also 2018 was 8 years ago

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@tthbaltazar @catsalad yeah and we have two macbooks here from the second half of that decade without cdrom drives.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@follpvosten @tthbaltazar @dysfun lies!

[xs4me2@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

Haha!

[continuity0@mastodon.social]

@catsalad @SecureOwl Stroopwafels, crepes, Swedish pancakes, or scallion pancakes if you think they'll prefer something more umami

[balglaas@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I'm prepared.

[samcarter@infosec.exchange]

@EricBono Not a waffle, but close: https://youtu.be/ID93LVi1fZs?t=5

[ariarhythmic@ohai.social]

@catsalad no

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@ariarhythmic