tl;dr: too long; didn't read

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read

js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read

ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

[timwardcam@c.im]

@neil

pw;dr: paywall; didn't read

And there needs to be one for those YouTube videos that you give up watching when you realise that the presenter is NEVER going to GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.

[houba@spore.social]

@neil

pu;dr: Pop up; didn't read.

I usually quit a read if a site gives me any dialog popup after a time delay.

[bitsavers@oldbytes.space]

@kentenmakto @neil

Please create a Ewe Toob video
I'm illiterate.

[elithebearded@fed.qaz.red]

@kentenmakto @neil @bitsavers

I really suspect many youtube videos are created because people have no where else to share stuff widely

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@neil
I really want a personalized license plate that reads, "HTTP451." I can't really justify the expense, though, which is sad.

[adric@atlbbs.com]

@ben @neil Could use 402 there? https://http.cat/status/402

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@neil rl;cr - requires login, couldn't read

[rozeboosje@masto.ai]

@neil

pw;dr
Pay wall. Didn't read.

[ellesaurus@toot.lgbt]

@neil dr;dr: give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin you

[rozeboosje@masto.ai]

@neil

Or even more importantly: cookie preferences page with dozens of toggles.

cpdt:dr

[isocat@tiggi.es]

"ai;dr" – »YOINK!«

@neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@bruce I spotted this the indicated number of years ago in a parkade.

@neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@nazokiyoubinbou "D" is for "didn't"; that's good enough for me – didn't, didn't, didn't starts with "D"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw&t=12s

@neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

pw;dr : poorly written; didn't read

nc;dr : not copyedited; didn't read

add;dhast : Attention Deficit Disorder; didn't hey a shiny thing

@yantor3d @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

rmpdf;droet : restaurant menu as PDF; didn't read or eat there

@OskarImKeller @utf_7 @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

wp;bki : Washington Post; Bezos killed it

@Nikkileah @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

btlip;dr : browser tab lost in pile; didn't read

@neil

[dashlion@mastodon.au]

@neil dr; dr; give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@neil
nl;dr newsletter subscriber request before content, didn’t read

ads;cr ads much greater than content by screen space, couldn’t read