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  3. Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate.

Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate.

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  • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

    Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...

    ...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.

    I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.

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    @dan

    All we need is a camera and for you to be Steve Carrell for this to be perfect.

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    • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

      @kstatz12 @ricci @steve for an additional fee, you can have your diploma printed on any surface of your choice, such as a tortilla or a Fruit Roll-Up

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      #82

      @dan @kstatz12 @ricci @steve is a diploma printed on a tortilla a sandwich

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      • gparker@discuss.systemsG gparker@discuss.systems

        @dan @kstatz12 @ricci @steve is a diploma printed on a tortilla a sandwich

        ricci@discuss.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #83

        @gparker @dan @kstatz12 @steve Asking the real questions here, Greg

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        • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

          Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...

          ...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.

          I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.

          realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #84

          @dan
          She's collecting two salaries, too.

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          • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

            @gparker @dan @kstatz12 @steve Asking the real questions here, Greg

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            #85

            @ricci @dan @kstatz12 @steve That's the kind of critical thinking that earned me the diploma in the first place.

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            • gparker@discuss.systemsG gparker@discuss.systems

              @ricci @dan @kstatz12 @steve That's the kind of critical thinking that earned me the diploma in the first place.

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              #86

              @gparker @dan @kstatz12 @steve you mean earned you a sandwich

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              • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...

                ...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.

                I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.

                deedo@mastodon.nlD This user is from outside of this forum
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                #87

                @dan the most funny story about someone fulfilling multiple roles.

                By Dutch comedian Jochem Meyer.

                Sorry it's YouTube. Sorry it's Dutch. But just very good in this context... I hope you agree, if not it's just lost in translation 😂😉

                https://youtu.be/M_AAxRIi8EE?is=10kYfzdR2HVEEHNS

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                • kstatz12@discuss.systemsK kstatz12@discuss.systems

                  @ricci @steve @dan full disclosure I never got mine re-printed (nor do I think I ever actually picked it up, the leather thing we were handed at graduation was a rather tasteless form to donate money as an alumni). I should do that next time I'm on campus

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                  #88

                  @kstatz12 @ricci @steve @dan Reminds me of when I went to pick up my diploma (I graduated in December, so no fancy ceremonies for me). The first thing I was handed was a miniature laminated black and white diploma with the alumni association printed on the back. It was so disconcerting I had to ask "Is this it?"

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                  • stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizzaS stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza

                    @kstatz12 @ricci @steve @dan Reminds me of when I went to pick up my diploma (I graduated in December, so no fancy ceremonies for me). The first thing I was handed was a miniature laminated black and white diploma with the alumni association printed on the back. It was so disconcerting I had to ask "Is this it?"

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                    #89

                    @StumpyTheMutt @kstatz12 @steve @dan "thanks for your money (past and future)"

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                    • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                      @StumpyTheMutt @kstatz12 @steve @dan "thanks for your money (past and future)"

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                      #90

                      @ricci @StumpyTheMutt @steve @dan I'm also salty that I missed Buddy Guy as the honorary degree recipient by 1 year

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                      • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                        @gparker @dan @kstatz12 @steve you mean earned you a sandwich

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                        #91

                        @ricci @dan @kstatz12 @steve actually no, mine was printed on a Fruit Roll-Up which all cultured people agree is not a sandwich.

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                        • gparker@discuss.systemsG gparker@discuss.systems

                          @ricci @dan @kstatz12 @steve actually no, mine was printed on a Fruit Roll-Up which all cultured people agree is not a sandwich.

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                          #92

                          @gparker @dan @kstatz12 @steve not what that attitude, mister

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                          • gparker@discuss.systemsG gparker@discuss.systems

                            @ricci @dan @kstatz12 @steve actually no, mine was printed on a Fruit Roll-Up which all cultured people agree is not a sandwich.

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                            #93

                            @gparker @ricci @dan @kstatz12 not until you put peanut butter on it.

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                            • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                              Some years ago, I needed to get an visa for urgent travel to China, a process that required me to fly down to SF and stand in a very long line at the Chinese consulate. When I finally handed the woman there my forms, she promptly stamped them and said "you need to take these to Window 2", pointing around the corner. So I walked around the corner...

                              ...where *the same woman* swiveled her chair around and proceeded to check the stamp that she had just applied.

                              I would have been annoyed if I wasn't in so much awe at discovering the purest form of bureaucracy.

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                              #94

                              @dan There is a point where it becomes theatre.

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