There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@petergleick
Source: https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@petergleick
Archives of the source:
• https://archive.ph/76JFn
• https://web.archive.org/web/20260123231653/https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654

[virginicus@universeodon.com]

@petergleick What about Iceland?

[coldclimate@hachyderm.io]

@petergleick they have better taste to

[sherbeareth@mastodon.world]

@petergleick

Those utter idiots. And what an offense to penguins.

[cazzphoenix@social.vivaldi.net]

@petergleick So this whole thing goes back to putting tariffs on an island inhabited by penguins??? We need to arm the penguins immediately.

[zoidbergforpresident@kolektiva.social]

@petergleick Donald is the penguin... because he's a BIRD!

[pneumaculturist@hcommons.social]

@petergleick
I'm just waiting for the riposte of him with polar bear -mauling him. "More likely in Greenland" (or is that Iceland? Though in the UK that's also a supermarket so even more opportunities for humour))

[kamstrup@fosstodon.org]

@petergleick maybe not Greenland... Is that... The Mountains of Madness out there on the horizon?

[suenethercott@spore.social]

@petergleick I wonder if any of thepeople who worked on that post knew that, or that penguin snow tracks look nothing like that.

[mkoek@mastodon.nl]

@petergleick great trick putting a Greenland flag on Antarctica so they’ll invade that instead

[lizhare@fosstodon.org]

@petergleick Obviously he never listened to this Judy Collins song: https://youtu.be/v1Bv19YVdZw?si=ecnqlILh8LaH-7xx

[knobbytiresonly@mastodon.social]

@martin_ueding @petergleick the saddest part is that he has a family, this moron has reproduced, that is also bad for humanity.

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

Yes please, send him to play with the penguins. He'll be out of the way. And maybe they'll knock him into the ocean to see if whales are around.

[dstndstn@hachyderm.io]

@petergleick On look, a picture of a waddling shitbird and a penguin