i don’t usually respond to these kinds of emails, but this one made me so fucking mad that i blacked out and regained consciousness with this in my outbox

[hatemainstreetsm@mastodon.social]

@davidcelis of course you realize you're a f'n hero, right?

[jmmaok@mastodon.online]

@davidcelis

Completely ridiculous! As someone who previously worked in HR, it's pretty standard advice to candidates -- going back decades -- that any agency that expects the candidate to pay is a scam. This is advice that job seekers will receive regularly, and of course it may already be obvious to many of them.

This whole thing sounds like it's bots all the way down, and all the way up.

[stux@mstdn.social]

@davidcelis wow

the balls

[just_tired@mastodon.world]

@davidcelis
I used to think no one should suffer through explosive diarrhea.

[steveclough@metalhead.club]

@davidcelis Good on you. What an insane and ridiculous business proposition.

He raised $10M for this? Obviously from stupid people with a lot of money. Because there is no way they are ever going to see any of that back.

Assuming he is telling the truth - it is entirely possible that everything in the into is just the usual lies and BS.

[mongoosestudios@hachyderm.io]

@davidcelis I didn't know Forbes had an "under 30" list for "soulless parasites" these days. Now I do.

[johannes_lehmann@fediscience.org]

@@xoxo.zone
Content aside, but that mix of “Stanford MBA, Forbes under 30” self-promotion and informal “Hi David” feels nauseating. Maybe it’s an US thing, but it reads like a parody of LinkedIn’s worst excesses and if anyone would ever introduce themselves the only sensible response would seem “Why, thank you, I'd like to awfully, but I'm having labor pains.”

[bit@ohai.social]

@davidcelis I wrote that while you were out. Also watered your plants and took a bite out of the tuna sandwich on the fridge before leaving. You're welcome.

[ix9@social.vivaldi.net]

@davidcelis Holy crap you're amazing for this!

[ivor@social.ivor.org]

@davidcelis