I hope John Roberts can't watch the NFL playoff games today because he has explosive diarrhea.
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@955_36 Maybe raise it on a really skinny, floppy piece of bamboo.
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I hope John Roberts' hemorrhoid flared up really badly today and even bled through his suit pants a little.
I hope John Roberts' cat threw up in his bed last night.
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I hope John Roberts' cat threw up in his bed last night.
@msbellows I hope he broke both shoe laces this morning.
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I hope John Roberts' cat threw up in his bed last night.
After having a dying cat who threw up twice a day, often including the early morning hours in our bed, while we were sleeping in it, for at least 6 weeks, I wouldn't wish th... yeah, John Roberts deserves this.
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After having a dying cat who threw up twice a day, often including the early morning hours in our bed, while we were sleeping in it, for at least 6 weeks, I wouldn't wish th... yeah, John Roberts deserves this.
@IrrationalMethod When I wrote that, I consciously thought "but the cat's okay."
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@IrrationalMethod When I wrote that, I consciously thought "but the cat's okay."
Oh yeah, John Roberts' cat is perfectly healthy in this wish. I'm not wishing anything on the cat. But also the cat knows how terrible John Roberts is and gives itself a hairball on a nightly basis.
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I hope John Roberts' cat threw up in his bed last night.
I hope peaceful but very loud resistance protestors disrupt John Roberts' church today.
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I hope peaceful but very loud resistance protestors disrupt John Roberts' church today.
@msbellows John Roberts doesn't go to church! How could you not tell?
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@sarae Okay but that's every week to everyone. I want him to have a SPECIAL torment.
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I hope peaceful but very loud resistance protestors disrupt John Roberts' church today.
I hope John Roberts has to get up in the middle of the night to pee because of his enlarged prostate and stubs his baby toe REALLY hard on the metal corner of his bedframe.
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I hope John Roberts has to get up in the middle of the night to pee because of his enlarged prostate and stubs his baby toe REALLY hard on the metal corner of his bedframe.
@msbellows This would be funnier if I hadn't done the same fucking thing multiple times.
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I hope John Roberts has to get up in the middle of the night to pee because of his enlarged prostate and stubs his baby toe REALLY hard on the metal corner of his bedframe.
I hope John Roberts comes home tonight and is astounded to find, on his front porch, a completely functional time machine so he travels back to 1787 to actually meet the Framers of the U.S. Constitution except he contracts cholera and dies painfully but not from the cholera itself but rather from the 18th century physicians who apply leeches and let his blood until he becomes fatally exsanguinated. #OriginalistMedicine
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I hope John Roberts comes home tonight and is astounded to find, on his front porch, a completely functional time machine so he travels back to 1787 to actually meet the Framers of the U.S. Constitution except he contracts cholera and dies painfully but not from the cholera itself but rather from the 18th century physicians who apply leeches and let his blood until he becomes fatally exsanguinated. #OriginalistMedicine
@msbellows how did I miss this thread when you started it?
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@msbellows how did I miss this thread when you started it?
@grammasaurus ,_/\_
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I hope John Roberts comes home tonight and is astounded to find, on his front porch, a completely functional time machine so he travels back to 1787 to actually meet the Framers of the U.S. Constitution except he contracts cholera and dies painfully but not from the cholera itself but rather from the 18th century physicians who apply leeches and let his blood until he becomes fatally exsanguinated. #OriginalistMedicine
I hope John Roberts goes to an exclusive party thrown by a D.C. powerbroker and accidentally picks up a roofied drink intended for a young intern and the intern gets home safely but Roberts gets completely wasted and a recently-fired WaPo photojournalist who now has to try and make a living as a freelancer gets a really embarrassing photo and it goes viral and now everyone is sure the Chief Justice is an alkie.
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I hope John Roberts goes to an exclusive party thrown by a D.C. powerbroker and accidentally picks up a roofied drink intended for a young intern and the intern gets home safely but Roberts gets completely wasted and a recently-fired WaPo photojournalist who now has to try and make a living as a freelancer gets a really embarrassing photo and it goes viral and now everyone is sure the Chief Justice is an alkie.
@msbellows MS, your wishes are quite complicated! Why not something like:
I wish John Roberts would fall into an open manhole and wash out to sea with the other turds.
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@msbellows MS, your wishes are quite complicated! Why not something like:
I wish John Roberts would fall into an open manhole and wash out to sea with the other turds.
@Waldorf Some of them are quite simple! I try to mix it up!
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@msbellows MS, your wishes are quite complicated! Why not something like:
I wish John Roberts would fall into an open manhole and wash out to sea with the other turds.
@Waldorf @msbellows I actually thought his scenario was quite plausible, given the current state of affairs in DC.
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@Waldorf @msbellows I actually thought his scenario was quite plausible, given the current state of affairs in DC.
@Waldorf @grammasaurus If I keep doing this long enough, eventually a day will come when what I wish is what actually happens to him that day.
I feel like today's was one that was especially likely to come true.
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I hope John Roberts goes to an exclusive party thrown by a D.C. powerbroker and accidentally picks up a roofied drink intended for a young intern and the intern gets home safely but Roberts gets completely wasted and a recently-fired WaPo photojournalist who now has to try and make a living as a freelancer gets a really embarrassing photo and it goes viral and now everyone is sure the Chief Justice is an alkie.
I hope John Roberts' pillow is too hot tonight no matter how many times he flips it looking for the cool side.
