We're so cooked
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Brother Tommy. YOU ARE A UNITED STATES SENATOR. If you want to talk to an expert on literally anything, you can just ask your staff to get a real one on the phone
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Brother Tommy. YOU ARE A UNITED STATES SENATOR. If you want to talk to an expert on literally anything, you can just ask your staff to get a real one on the phone
@jalefkowit yeah, but the real person might disagree with him.
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@jalefkowit the dr. sbaitso parrot comes to mind
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@jalefkowit I can imagine a world where ChatGPT's relentless centrist obsequiousness slowly radicalizes Tommy Tuberville.
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@FediThing @jalefkowit This is how I feel when writers use an LLM to "tighten up" their writing. What exactly do they think is wrong with the input? Is the output actually better or do they see "I improved it" and assume that's true?
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@FediThing @jalefkowit This is how I feel when writers use an LLM to "tighten up" their writing. What exactly do they think is wrong with the input? Is the output actually better or do they see "I improved it" and assume that's true?
@mrencyclopedia @FediThing There are a lot of people who are deeply insecure about the quality of their writing, and assume that having it mushed into bland pulp by a recognized authority makes it better than putting it out into the world warts and all
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Brother Tommy. YOU ARE A UNITED STATES SENATOR. If you want to talk to an expert on literally anything, you can just ask your staff to get a real one on the phone
If *I* was a U.S. Senator, I would spend all day every day calling up experts on things to talk to them. I wouldn't remain a U.S. Senator for very long, but it would be a fun six years
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@mrencyclopedia @FediThing There are a lot of people who are deeply insecure about the quality of their writing, and assume that having it mushed into bland pulp by a recognized authority makes it better than putting it out into the world warts and all
@jalefkowit @FediThing I tend to have the opposite problem, where I feel like my writing is too rote and predictable and needs to be made wartier.
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There's half a population, in this country, that believes in angles. Getting them to believe in a Deus Ex Machina isn't a leap.
I think we've _been_ cooked. We're just noticing the acceleration.
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Separate or orthogonal thought:
Tommy Tuberville is a fucking idiot. This is just one of _many_ of the public examples.
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If *I* was a U.S. Senator, I would spend all day every day calling up experts on things to talk to them. I wouldn't remain a U.S. Senator for very long, but it would be a fun six years
@jalefkowit The dumbest US Senator figures out a way to be even *less* informed on the truth.
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@jalefkowit The dumbest US Senator figures out a way to be even *less* informed on the truth.
@virtualbri Always blazing new trails in ignorance, our Tommy
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@jalefkowit Anyone know what the market's odds are for him to Darwin out from distracted driving?
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If *I* was a U.S. Senator, I would spend all day every day calling up experts on things to talk to them. I wouldn't remain a U.S. Senator for very long, but it would be a fun six years
@jalefkowit God you'd have who even knows how many professors or NGO members or lobbyists or activists or whatever kill to get an hour of a Senator's time, even if it was just a call while they were driving.
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@jalefkowit God you'd have who even knows how many professors or NGO members or lobbyists or activists or whatever kill to get an hour of a Senator's time, even if it was just a call while they were driving.
@jalefkowit Or like listen to a podcast they were on and then have a Q-A call with them after
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@jalefkowit Or like listen to a podcast they were on and then have a Q-A call with them after
@JessTheUnstill I remember Barack Obama saying early in his presidency that the best thing about being president was that you could call the world's leading expert on any subject and be guaranteed they would take your call. Those were the days
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GF is a lawyer and they have a privacy/confidentiality-strict AI-for-lawyers service they use. She has ADHD so she finds using that is a helpful tool to overcome her executive dysfunction, but she is careful to review every single thing it spits out.
She DOES enjoy feeding suspicious materials received from opposing council into it to see if THEY used AI to make their stuff. What's super fun is when opposition used an LLM that injected OBVIOUS mistakes, then exploiting those mistakes in courtroom proceedings.
"Your honor, opposing council <blah something flaw/mistake>"
"What? thats not what we're talking about. like at all."
"Oh really, its on page x of <document>"
<frantic page shuffling>
"Oh, well that's obviously a mistake, meant-"
<judge> You DID reviewe these submissions did you not?
"Ah.. well.. I uh... see, I may have used a Chatbot to put the finish touches on a few things"Yeah, judges really hate that. The ensuing bench smackdown is cathartic.
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@JessTheUnstill I remember Barack Obama saying early in his presidency that the best thing about being president was that you could call the world's leading expert on any subject and be guaranteed they would take your call. Those were the days
@jalefkowit How wild would it be to just be like - "I heard about Neil the Seal on TikTok. Can I talk to one of the people who monitors him?" And the next day, even though it's the middle of the night in Tasmania, you'd have That Guy eagerly telling you all about elephant seals.
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GF is a lawyer and they have a privacy/confidentiality-strict AI-for-lawyers service they use. She has ADHD so she finds using that is a helpful tool to overcome her executive dysfunction, but she is careful to review every single thing it spits out.
She DOES enjoy feeding suspicious materials received from opposing council into it to see if THEY used AI to make their stuff. What's super fun is when opposition used an LLM that injected OBVIOUS mistakes, then exploiting those mistakes in courtroom proceedings.
"Your honor, opposing council <blah something flaw/mistake>"
"What? thats not what we're talking about. like at all."
"Oh really, its on page x of <document>"
<frantic page shuffling>
"Oh, well that's obviously a mistake, meant-"
<judge> You DID reviewe these submissions did you not?
"Ah.. well.. I uh... see, I may have used a Chatbot to put the finish touches on a few things"Yeah, judges really hate that. The ensuing bench smackdown is cathartic.
@FediThing @jalefkowit and yes, when she needs to, she has a rolodex of experts on a variety of subjects that are germane to her field of litigation. Getting expert testimony is so much easier and cooler than asking ChatGPT. And you get to have an expert come into court and rip apart the hallucinated papers that ChatGPT cooked up.
So the answer to your question really is: A: lazy. They're fucking lazy.
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@virtualbri Always blazing new trails in ignorance, our Tommy
@jalefkowit I dunno, I bet ChatGPT is right more often than Tommy's instincts.
