#Meme #Humour

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

#Meme #Humour

[coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils

#1 reason I hate sliced tomatoes

[cptbutton@dice.camp]

@cmconseils

From Monty Python's Flying Circus "The Cycling Tour":

Gulliver: Amazing, isn't it? We have also developed a tomato which ejects itself when an accident is imminent.

Pither: Even if it's inside am egg and tomato roll?

Gulliver: Anywhere! Even if it's in your stomach, and it senses an accident it will come up your throat and out of the window. Do you realize what this means?

Pither: Safer food?

[patternchaser@mas.to]

@cmconseils

Hi Laura, here's a nice one from #BlueSky, for your collection.