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  3. I know nothing about plants, other than that I’ve learnt that they die if I try to take care of them.

I know nothing about plants, other than that I’ve learnt that they die if I try to take care of them.

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  • hemlockcookie@mas.toH hemlockcookie@mas.to

    @CiaraNi You're sharing your home with a ZZ plant, the only plant thus far I've been able to kill.
    I salute your dedication to the laissez faire of plant management.

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    @hemlockcookie A pity yours didn't make it. I am pleasantly surpried that mine seems to be both alive and thriving. 'Laissez faire plant management' - that's it!

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    • forestfern@mastodon.socialF forestfern@mastodon.social

      @CiaraNi All those curlers intently looking at ice where plants don't grow. We just need to redirect them to the houseplants.

      *seriously, I love curling and those curlers!

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      @forestfern Good plan

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      • ciarani@mastodon.greenC ciarani@mastodon.green

        I know nothing about plants, other than that I’ve learnt that they die if I try to take care of them. So I leave them alone and they look after themselves. I’ve been ignoring this plant for a year. I don’t know what it is or what it does. The other day, I noticed a weird little mismatched shoot. It keeps growing, more and more overnight, like Jack’s Beanstalk, up and up and up. I think unfurling may happen. I am not even embarrassed about how exciting I find this.

        #Bloomscrolling

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        @CiaraNi keep watering it and one day it will reward you with a flower!

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        • ciarani@mastodon.greenC ciarani@mastodon.green

          I know nothing about plants, other than that I’ve learnt that they die if I try to take care of them. So I leave them alone and they look after themselves. I’ve been ignoring this plant for a year. I don’t know what it is or what it does. The other day, I noticed a weird little mismatched shoot. It keeps growing, more and more overnight, like Jack’s Beanstalk, up and up and up. I think unfurling may happen. I am not even embarrassed about how exciting I find this.

          #Bloomscrolling

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          #44

          @CiaraNi
          Have a look at Aspidistra. Known as Cast Iron plant - will tolerate all sorts of neglect.

          https://www.rhs.org.uk/plants/aspidistra/how-to-grow-aspidistras

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          • macpsych@social.lolM macpsych@social.lol

            @CiaraNi I have a couple of these in my office. Precisely because they’re impossible to kill!

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            @macpsych @CiaraNi Unsolicited advice: don't repot a ZZ plant with bare hands. The roots are reportedly very irritating.

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            • ciarani@mastodon.greenC ciarani@mastodon.green

              This is my hobby now. Staring at this, waiting for something to emerge. It should be a sport. Furling. The Furling Championships. The Olympic Medal In Watching Things Unfurl. Better than worrying about politics, I tell you.

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              @CiaraNi The next stage is a time lapse photography setup next to you 😆

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                Chances are it will outlive many, many more dry seasons. Taking care by not caring much makes it promising.
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