A comma!

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@chris @jd As an editor, I've seen a lot of these kinds of mistakes. Yes, the person who wrote them missed it because you tend to automatically filter out the 'wrong meaning without even thinking about it. But 'unclear writing because people usually figure it out' is not really a substitute for clarity.

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@jd I cannot find the screenshot, but someone has already put a picture of this sign, with the comment (quoted from memory): "I do not know him, but he must be the coolest bro in the area".

[devlinleathercraft@mastoart.social]

@jd I always go out back to smoke my barefoot pets anyway.

[jacobwittrock@techhub.social]

@jd @catsalad Please don’t smoke bare footed pets inside!

[gaiantheinvincible@mastodon.social]

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @jd

'smoking bare, foot, pets prohibited in building.'

[chris@mastodon.mihalis.net]

@maccruiskeen @jd my point is Oxford comma should be for preventing likely wrong interpretations, or where the consequences are severe, not merely possible ones

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@jacobwittrock @jd Outside it's fine, just not inside.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@jd They said what they said.

[north@chaos.social]

@jd "I'm smoking bare foot pets prohibited in this building." - Dracula Flow

[madargon@is-a.cat]

@alterelefant @jd now I am thinking about Yani Neko...

[peachmcd@union.place]

@X31Andy @jd

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[globaltom@mstdn.ca]

@jd There's no building in progress there. Would be very different if it prohibited things inside the building

[sjjh@hachyderm.io]

@Recalcitrant @jd Maybe somebody went in wearing one shoe, sniggering "I don't have bare FEET"

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@chris @jd It's not just bad punctuation. One time I was in a supermarket and the shopping cart had a little sign on the child seat: "Do not leave child in cart. Do not leave in parking lot.' Like, I hop no one needs to be told not to leave their child in the parking lot.

[arrrg@kolektiva.social]

@jd Put some shoes on, how hard is that?

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@jd Dude I got some fluffy bare foot pets for ya. 30$ an 8th yo. lol

[auntyalias@universeodon.com]

@jd
This got you a follow.

[longspeak@bardicperspiration.club]

@jd How do you know that's not what they mean? Huh? HUH?

[ckd@mas.to]

@jd

Why?

As long as your barefoot pet doesn't smoke, anything should be just fine?

[markstos@urbanists.social]

@arrrg @jd Have you tried to put shoes on a smoking barefoot pet before?