Skip to content
  • Hjem
  • Seneste
  • Etiketter
  • Populære
  • Verden
  • Bruger
  • Grupper
Temaer
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Kollaps
FARVEL BIG TECH
  1. Forside
  2. Ikke-kategoriseret
  3. *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

*gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

Planlagt Fastgjort Låst Flyttet Ikke-kategoriseret
144 Indlæg 96 Posters 299 Visninger
  • Ældste til nyeste
  • Nyeste til ældste
  • Most Votes
Svar
  • Svar som emne
Login for at svare
Denne tråd er blevet slettet. Kun brugere med emne behandlings privilegier kan se den.
  • bms48@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
    bms48@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
    bms48@mastodon.social
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #87

    @CorvidCrone Oh OK. Sorry to hear that. I thought you were inquiring generally as to who writes "proper manuals"; FreeBSD generally tries to do that with traditional UNIX-style manual pages. I hope you find your tech writer.

    corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • bms48@mastodon.socialB bms48@mastodon.social

      @CorvidCrone Oh OK. Sorry to hear that. I thought you were inquiring generally as to who writes "proper manuals"; FreeBSD generally tries to do that with traditional UNIX-style manual pages. I hope you find your tech writer.

      corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
      corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
      corvidcrone@kolektiva.social
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #88

      @bms48 I just want programs that average people have to use to come with actual instructional manuals.

      Like I said, my rice cooker came with an extensive instruction manual, including what sounds are normal and what sounds are cause for concern.

      My Subaru also came with an actual user manual, so years after I bought it used, I can still look up what that suddenly flashing new alert icon is for and address it before it becomes an expensive problem.

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

        wbpeckham@techhub.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
        wbpeckham@techhub.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
        wbpeckham@techhub.social
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #89

        @CorvidCrone you used to get these with some pieces of software. Back when software was for CP/M or DOS. What the heck happened?

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

          *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

          All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

          My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

          Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

          I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

          F This user is from outside of this forum
          F This user is from outside of this forum
          failedlyndonlarouchite@mas.to
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #90

          @CorvidCrone

          ahem, is there a manual for mastodon ? bluesky ?

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

            *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

            All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

            My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

            Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

            I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

            mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
            mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
            mjj@mstdn.dk
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #91

            @CorvidCrone A series of promotional learning videos, gotcha. Coming right up

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • chrisgerhard@mastodon.greenC chrisgerhard@mastodon.green

              @CorvidCrone not a bloody video. Honestly the UNIX man pages had the correct paradigm.

              the_grue@digitalcourage.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
              the_grue@digitalcourage.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
              the_grue@digitalcourage.social
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #92

              @chrisgerhard @CorvidCrone this, plus the very nice info pages for more structured details. Preferably read in #emacs, but there are plenty alternatives.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                dan_turner@cosocial.caD This user is from outside of this forum
                dan_turner@cosocial.caD This user is from outside of this forum
                dan_turner@cosocial.ca
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #93

                @CorvidCrone GIVE ME MAN PAGES OR GIVE ME DEATH

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                  *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                  All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                  My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                  Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                  I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                  moopet@toot.cafeM This user is from outside of this forum
                  moopet@toot.cafeM This user is from outside of this forum
                  moopet@toot.cafe
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #94

                  @CorvidCrone the ZX81 BASIC manual is my role model

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

                    @CorvidCrone I miss the time when software came with manuals fit for knocking out your manager in case he gave you shit for still reading through the War-and-Peace-sized manual

                    dancast@wandering.shopD This user is from outside of this forum
                    dancast@wandering.shopD This user is from outside of this forum
                    dancast@wandering.shop
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #95

                    @dequbed @CorvidCrone I remember when all tech manuals, and really, it was all of them, had an ASCII chart in the appendices

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                      *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                      All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                      My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                      Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                      I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                      gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.luG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.luG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #96

                      @CorvidCrone
                      I learned my programming skills with books listing all instructions in ALPHABETICAL order with explanations.
                      I just went and read it all from A to Z. And then I knew how the language works.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                        djmitche@fosstodon.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
                        djmitche@fosstodon.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
                        djmitche@fosstodon.org
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #97

                        @CorvidCrone so much this, for tech tools too. The datadog docs are all marketing crap and installation guides with very little actual information, for example. https://diataxis.fr/

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                          *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                          All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                          My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                          Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                          I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                          johnkavs@mastodon.ieJ This user is from outside of this forum
                          johnkavs@mastodon.ieJ This user is from outside of this forum
                          johnkavs@mastodon.ie
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #98

                          @CorvidCrone preach!

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                            *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                            All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                            My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                            Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                            I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                            glc@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
                            glc@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
                            glc@mastodon.online
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #99

                            @CorvidCrone

                            If this happens to be the sole surviving text of our civilization it will leave a good deal of room for interpretive detail.

                            Though for the most part they'll just label it as obscure religious poetry, much as they did for a century or so with the commercial bill of lading figurines that turned out to be the actual origins of the alphabet, on a closer view.

                            corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • glc@mastodon.onlineG glc@mastodon.online

                              @CorvidCrone

                              If this happens to be the sole surviving text of our civilization it will leave a good deal of room for interpretive detail.

                              Though for the most part they'll just label it as obscure religious poetry, much as they did for a century or so with the commercial bill of lading figurines that turned out to be the actual origins of the alphabet, on a closer view.

                              corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                              corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                              corvidcrone@kolektiva.social
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #100

                              @glc I would be honored if one of my social media posts became the sole surviving text of our civilization.

                              Honored and horrified.

                              glc@mastodon.onlineG 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                @glc I would be honored if one of my social media posts became the sole surviving text of our civilization.

                                Honored and horrified.

                                glc@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
                                glc@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
                                glc@mastodon.online
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #101

                                @CorvidCrone

                                Good company.

                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cavyherd@wandering.shop
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #102

                                  @ferricoxide @CorvidCrone

                                  This is, in principle, how things should work.

                                  This, of course, depends on the documentation writer being a competent communicator. Which, in the tech world certainly, is by no means a given.

                                  The above is also true of websites.

                                  But figuring out what the writer called the thing, and where they put it....

                                  This can be a challenge.

                                  (To be clear: hard agree.)

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    cavyherd@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    cavyherd@wandering.shop
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #103

                                    @darkling @CorvidCrone

                                    Oh, that's very good! Yes, that definitely seems like that would be the software equivalent of "measure twice, cut once."

                                    Much easier to write the software when you know ahead of time exactly what you're trying to do.

                                    Probably not much into the whole "vibe coding" thing, I'm guessing? (Runs away & hides behind a chair 😂)

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

                                      @CorvidCrone I miss the time when software came with manuals fit for knocking out your manager in case he gave you shit for still reading through the War-and-Peace-sized manual

                                      justinderrick@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      justinderrick@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      justinderrick@mstdn.ca
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #104

                                      @dequbed @CorvidCrone Story time!

                                      When I started a new job in the IT department of my company, I got sent for a week of training in the US. I got back with a brain full of new information and skills.

                                      A few weeks later, I arrive at my desk, and someone is apparently using it for storage -- there are a dozen extremely heavy boxes, on my desk, on my filing cabinet, on the floor...

                                      My mentor stops by, says "Oh, good. You got the manuals I ordered."

                                      AIX, DB2, ADSM, CMOD, and others...

                                      When I asked where I was supposed to put them, and how I was supposed to organize them, he said "Oh, I think they're already indexed by weight."

                                      I actually read them. All of them.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                        bondo@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                                        bondo@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                                        bondo@mastodon.social
                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #105

                                        @CorvidCrone @jackbrewster This made me happy to read.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                          *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                          All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                          My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                          Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                          I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                          emenel@post.lurk.orgE This user is from outside of this forum
                                          emenel@post.lurk.orgE This user is from outside of this forum
                                          emenel@post.lurk.org
                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #106

                                          @CorvidCrone this is a big part of what i like about gnu software.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Svar
                                          • Svar som emne
                                          Login for at svare
                                          • Ældste til nyeste
                                          • Nyeste til ældste
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Log ind

                                          • Har du ikke en konto? Tilmeld

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          Powered by NodeBB Contributors
                                          Graciously hosted by data.coop
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Hjem
                                          • Seneste
                                          • Etiketter
                                          • Populære
                                          • Verden
                                          • Bruger
                                          • Grupper