Just saw a video in which some dude was complaining that the archery in the scene in The Hobbit where Bard kills Smaug wasn’t realistic. In the movie about hobbits and dwarves and orcs and wizards and a dragon. The archery wasn’t realistic enough.

That’s enough internet for me tonight.

@newsguyusa Trump: *shoots own foot* Let that be a lesson to you

Sherlock Holmes: This is a tricky problem indeed, Watson. I must employ all my considerable powers of seduction to solve it.

Watson: Pardon, Holmes, but I believe you meant to say “deduction.”

Holmes: *licking lips sensually* Did I?