@Ruth_Mottram @Szescstopni I had UK Reform party¹ canvassers round this morning (local elections here next month).

Them: "I'm from Reform, would you like a leafl…"

Me: "No thankyou, goodbye." (Shuts door)

And so I turned away, silently screaming thinking of all the things I *would* have said had I not just got up and was dressed.

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¹ Xenophobic, discord-promoting, NHS-killing, flag-shagging, net zero-ending, trump-admiring, governing-incapables. But I'm sure they're lovely people really

@malte @digitalsnow You know how pranks aren't supposed to be made after noon? At the very least the afternoon could be a time of rest and reconciliation. Maybe it'd set a trend of half-Days.