cableitis /kā′bəl-i´tis/ noun
1. An inflamation in one's personal collection of old electronics cords and cables.
2. An ironic condition of being too attached to objects that used to attach things to other things.
3. A psychological syndrome characterized by persistent difficulty in parting with bits of wire that once had a purpose.
4. An unreasonable desire to be interred with one's boxes of wall-warts in case they are needed in the afterlife.