@pteryx That cow had it coming. She knows what she did.

Today while playing #dnd with my son, he mentioned that he thought magic weapons with simple names were more intimidating than the more complicated names.

"Yeah," I agreed. "'Mountain Cleaver, Death of Kingdoms' is an impressive sword, but 'The Throngler'?"

"I don't wanna get throngled!"

"I don't know what throngling is, but I know I don't want it to happen to me!"

Then we laughed until we cried like a couple of nerds. I'm living the dream.