@catsalad surprise sleep!

@catsaladEepy time

@catsalad the moistiest

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Does that work? Shouldn't most of the water stay on the brim of the bowl?Cute nevertheless!

@catsalad As someone who relies on alt text I'll add that cat photos are my current favourite, and feel free to editorialize with judgments about which kitties are the best and cutest kitties.

@catsalad Savage!

@catsalad the cat does it much better than the human - why use only one lazy hand

@catsalad OMG, so cute

@catsalad This makes me happy.

@catsalad It's quite funny how many threads/subposts etc that other thread has spawned

@catsalad i want to but my raspi masto instance will exsplode

@dan oh this is very expressive and I’m sad too. Is it possible another “extra” dog bed can fit in there?

@catsalad Pressing myself flat against the bank vault wall, I close my eyes and squeeze my teleportation muscles tight. I feel a flash of heat, then a cool release. I made it through the 1cm thick steel sheet wall. Quickly, I pull the drill from my pocket, jack open safe deposit box number 216, grab the Wu Tang record, the sole copy, and as fast as I slipped in, I’m back out on the street.

@catsalad omg cuties🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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