@fzer0 my fellow olds will remember this one:

https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/

@bit this is the peril of our age! Well, one of them.

@benjamincox always room for one more, tho

@PhilthyPierre also the HHS rug cleaning bill is going through the roof and will require a supplemental appropriation

@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.

@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere

@nilclass the HHS Secretary is not afraid to learn from other species! In other news if you rub his belly the Secretary will inexplicably bite you after a few seconds

I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/