@amydiehl

First world problems

@stux

I returned a shopping cart that someone left out in the parking lot today

@cmconseils at least you can pull the cat along with the blankets when you get cold. My little Fifi dog weighs 1,000,000 pounds so by morning there's a nice nest of blankets where my feet should go, I'm shivering, covered from knees to waist only, feet hanging off the side, and there's a big black ball of fuzz in the nest, and you can pull and pull and not budge the blankets.

@cmconseils

It's true. Let me 'splain it to you

@neuronakaya

"We interviewed 10 brutally honest scientists and they all don't want you to know this one jaw dropping fact"